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Humming Sound

Started by Barry_White, 18th April 2004 01:49 PM

bed, bedroom, buzzing, closest, coming, couple, daughter, daughters, days, entering, exclaimed, found, game, hall, heard, home, humming, husband, living, mother, naked, parents, replied, son-in-law, sound, television, time, vibrator, walking, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 01:49 PM; by Barry_White

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Phone Call

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:11 PM

555-7039, bed, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, daddys, dead, flying, forgotten, frank, honey, jumped, mommy, phone, pool, ran, real, ring, rug, scared, screaming, shes, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, water, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:11 PM; by Baz

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First Time Finishing - help appreciated.

Started by MF3106, 29th January 2004 09:43 AM

advice, appreciated, ash, bed, couple, embark, finish, finishing, hall, hardwoods, input, involving, jarrah, leave, light, limited, low, malcolm, medium, methods, natural, pine, polyurethane, projects, sheen, stain, till, time, vic, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 3,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2004 07:36 AM; by Chesand

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FINISHING

Fishing Jokes? start here..

Started by WNS, 20th February 2004 01:04 PM

anticipation, bad, bed, boat, channel, crap, cuddles, day, dresses, fishing, garage, house, husband, jokes, lunch, morning, quietly, rain, replies, returns, saturday, sleepily, slips, start, stupid, terrible, undresses, weather, whispers, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 4,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2004 10:12 PM; by DavidG

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Dont Bother Coming Back

Started by ozwinner, 4th January 2004 02:44 PM

allan, ballarat, bed, behaved, bother, boys, cheers, coming, courier, eek, front, gentlemen, headline, hideing, mannered, mayor, nice, page, stopover, time, weekend

Replies: 1
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2004 08:45 AM; by oges

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Marathon

Started by silentC, 15th December 2003 04:28 PM

arm, bed, blend, boyfriend, car, carrying, cast, closer, clothes, condom, curiosity, friend, home, husband, husbands, jogged, jump, lower, marathon, nope, queried, rain, raining, replied, run, runner, runners, watching, wear, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2003 04:28 PM; by silentC

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What finish for huon pine?

Started by huonpiner, 25th November 2003 07:44 PM

applied, aroma, beautiful, bed, black, called, correct, darkening, dry, everyones, finally, finish, finished, huon, intergrain, losing, pine, possibly, queensize, recently, resist, retain, sanding, smell, time, told, ultraclear, wet, wood, yellowing

Replies: 3
Views: 11,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2003 12:50 PM; by huonpiner

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FINISHING

Dead Tree

Started by Ben from Vic., 26th November 2003 06:28 PM

amber, aware, backyard, bed, ben, border, complained, curios, dead, died, door, effecting, eye, flower, guy, joke, legaly, liquid, poisoned, properties, roots, suspect, times, tree, treee, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 4,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2003 10:17 PM; by glenn k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Knee Deep In S...

Started by Simple, 2nd July 2003 02:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accumulated, bed, beds, bright, couple, covering, deep, dispose, dust, floor, garden, gardens, ideas/suggestions, knee, leave, machinery, mad, nuisance, proving, sanding, session, sessions, simon, spread, suggested, sweep, thick, waste, weekly, workshop

Replies: 17
Views: 7,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2003 09:43 PM; by gatiep

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HINTS & TIPS

ThankYou TRITON

Started by Kev Y., 26th November 2003 08:17 PM

bed, charge, day, directed, free, handed, handling, hardware, helpful, huge, jacking, jan, kev, local, loose, matter, moe, monday, orange, plate, rang, repairer, spoke, t.m, thankyou, time, triton, warrantee, week, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2003 08:17 PM; by Kev Y.

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HAVE YOUR SAY

staining jarrah

Started by adn, 14th November 2003 02:07 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2003 07:08 AM; by Shane Watson

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FINISHING

The Picture on the Night Stand

Started by Baz, 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM

bed, bewildered, boyfriend, brother, calmly, dad, demanded, ear, enquired, framed, girl, guy, hoping, husband, love, naturally, nervously, nibbling, night, noticed, picture, reassured, replied, rolls, silly, snuggling, stand, surgery, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM; by Baz

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Use this with care...

Started by AlexS, 29th October 2003 09:59 PM

bed, blokes, breakfast, broke, care, clothed, collapsed, death, forward, happily, harlot, home, laid, loves, married, mum, nasty, pulling, pyjamas, shes, son, staggerd, starting, strides, sweet, table, tonight, trick, wanton, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2003 09:59 PM; by AlexS

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British TV 7 Radio Double Entendres

Started by Baz, 10th September 2003 09:39 PM

bed, british, choice, chris, colin, commentator-, discussing, double, edwards, entendres, fanny, fastest, finger, hard, hot, inside, keppel, morning-she, nick, night, practicing, racing-colin, radio, shots, steve, superbike, talking, tyre, weeks, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2003 09:39 PM; by Baz

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Pharmacist

Started by Baz, 2nd August 2003 08:51 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2003 08:51 PM; by Baz

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backpain!

Started by sandman, 30th July 2003 03:01 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2003 10:42 PM; by journeyman Mick

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HINTS & TIPS

Kids ARE funny

Started by Neo, 12th June 2003 02:41 PM

bed, bite, blind, class, dirty, dog, dogs, dressed, funny, graders, half, impossible, kids, lie, love, math, mightier, mind, morning, news, pen, pigs, proverb, saving, school, stink, time, trust, water, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2003 02:43 PM; by Neo

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Randy Rooster

Started by Neo, 22nd May 2003 12:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2003 12:40 PM; by Neo

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Good Samaritan

Started by Gino, 18th February 2003 10:12 PM

answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, good, guy, guys, helped, husband, morning, oclock, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, samaritan, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2003 10:12 PM; by Gino

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Homosexual agenda

Started by Gino, 30th January 2003 07:36 PM

a.m, agenda, aroma, bed, bistro, bulldoze, children, cocktails, control, copy, dinner, governments, homosexual, homosexuals, houses, internet, jour, lifestyle, light, militant, neighborhood, p.m, recruit, replace, school, seek, seize, teachers, therapy, worship

Replies: 1
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2003 09:04 PM; by John Saxton

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I tried to liven this one up

Started by Eastie, 20th January 2003 03:27 PM

2003.], anger, bed, boy, deflated, down;, eastie, edited, evening, gravely, head, headmaster, hospital, inflatable, intones-, january, knife, liven, message, panicking, police, pulls, runs, school, shaking, stabs, wakes, walking, worst, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 1,801

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2003 09:21 PM; by soundman

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Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

Started by DarrylF, 14th January 2003 09:00 PM

attitude, beat, bed, bounced, carrier, ceiling, check, crunchy, cuz, day, dilbert, dilberts, elses, hell, ketchup, keyboard, lay, level, life, love, night, perception, reality, sky, somedays, stars, taste, wierdo, wisdom, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2003 09:00 PM; by DarrylF

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Old Sailor

Started by Mick4412, 27th December 2002 09:13 PM

bed, brothel, decided, female, fling, found, friend, hard, knots, local, mick, minutes, money, replied, sailor, sweetheart

Replies: 0
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2002 09:13 PM; by Mick4412

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signs

Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:39 PM

advantage, advertisement, bed, behaviors, chambermaid, children, desk, elevator, front, graves, hong, hotel, hotels, invited, japan, job, ladies, leave, manager, office, paris, requested, rome, rules, sign, signs, smoke, tokyo, water, yugoslavia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2002 09:55 AM; by Iain

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drinkin buddies

Started by Ray from Toronto, 3rd November 2002 08:54 AM

acts, approach, asleep, bed, buddies, buddy, butt, closet, door, drinkin, drinking, driveway, home, horny, jump, late, married, screech, shes, shoes, slam, slap, sound, stairs, staying, steps, storm, taking, throw, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2002 05:36 PM; by Gino

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dying man

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:49 PM

aloud, bed, died, dying, eulogy, finishing, frantically, fred, freds, funeral, handed, hands, inspiration, jacket, knowing, looked, lovingly, man, motions, note, oxygen, pastor, reads, realizes, standing, suddenly, tube, wearing, word, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:49 PM; by Gino

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viagra

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:30 PM

85-year-old, alarmed, basis, bed, charge, chocolate, cup, daily, giving, grandpa, grandson, makes, night, nurse, nurses, oclock, people, puzzled, question, replies, rolling, rushes, sleep, stops, surely, tablet, told, true, viagra, wonderfully

Replies: 0
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:30 PM; by Gino

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Staining Jarrah

Started by derekcohen, 9th September 2002 11:03 PM

advice, application, bed, colour, cut, darken, derek, finishing, grain, jarrah, light, lighter, matched, obscure, pair, pairs, perth, pink, posts, process, red-brown, sleepers, stain, staining, suitable, tint, tips, typical, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2002 11:03 PM; by derekcohen

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FINISHING

loaded question

Started by soundman, 1st July 2002 08:36 PM

audible, bed, clubs, crap, died, eventually, golf, groan, hurtful, left-handed, loaded, makes, married, pictures, proper, question, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2002 08:36 PM; by soundman

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death bed confessions

Started by Eastie, 30th May 2002 01:12 PM

becky, bed, brother, confess, confessions, death, die, everythings, father, friend, hand, hush, john, lips, move, mustered, pained, pale, peace, poisoned, replied, sleep, slept, smile, steady, stroked, talk, torment, vigil, weeping

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2002 01:12 PM; by Eastie

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Surgeons

Started by Charles Castle, 20th April 2002 06:49 PM

bed, bit, casual, closed, colleague, colleagues, comfortable, corridor, doctor, door, doors, feet, hanging, hot, lava, life, lying, marked, molten, nurses, people, peter, quickly, red, rocks, sofa, surgeon, surgeons, surgical, vain

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2002 06:49 PM; by Charles Castle

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Memo from Osama

Started by Kev Y., 4th April 2002 04:50 PM

abdul, bed, cave, chant, concerned, dairylea, dave, dust, forget, hug, infiltrate, intended, jihad, lots, love, memo, message, office, omar, osama, osamas, ossy, putting, recently, ride, sick, soldiers, taping, team, western

Replies: 1
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2002 08:00 PM; by John Saxton

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Bruce

Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 09:59 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2002 12:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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"JUST HOLD ME"

Started by ken yates, 7th February 2002 02:54 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2002 11:48 PM; by Jeff

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gas grill

Started by ken yates, 31st January 2002 03:14 PM

action, bed, bending, butt, cold, couple, cuddled, day, evening, fat, fire, garden, gas, giving, grill, hey, honey, husband, inside, matter, measured, pulling, replied, rest, rolled, shoulder, speak, weanie, weeds, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2002 03:14 PM; by ken yates

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Robin Hood

Started by Sandy Johnston, 31st October 2001 09:08 AM

arrow, bed, bowstring, breath, burried, coil, cottage, death, followers, forest, friend, gasping, hood, instant, laid, lands, life, lived, loose, merry, mortal, nottingham, ounce, past, pulled, request, robin, strength, top, wardrobe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2001 09:08 AM; by Sandy Johnston

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Irish army captures terrorists

Started by AlexS, 27th September 2001 08:48 AM

2nd, army, bed, captures, department, dublin, floor, irish, linen, store, surrounded, terrorists, tip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2001 08:48 AM; by AlexS

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Finish?

Started by RETIRED, 24th September 2001 01:40 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2001 09:12 PM; by Gino

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Joints

Started by Baz, 21st September 2001 10:23 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2001 12:00 AM; by Gino

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NUMBER 2

Started by Barry Nelson, 1st September 2001 06:23 PM

bed, bell, bloody, business.after, clothes, couple, fire, hell, hose, husband, married, minutes, number, proceeds, replies, rushes, signal, stops, suddenly, that?said, top, trouble, troubles, wife, yell, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 06:23 PM; by Barry Nelson

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Noddy

Started by Iain, 28th August 2001 06:42 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2001 12:58 AM; by John Saxton

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Little Johnny

Started by Iain, 25th August 2001 07:38 PM

ahead, bed, bedroom, bob, closet, croaked, daddy, door, father, greeted, guess, held, home, husband, johnny, lady, leaving, mommy, mother, playing, summer, told, top, town, uncle, undressed, upstairs, week, wife, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2001 07:38 PM; by Iain

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Deprivation

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2001 09:42 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2001 09:42 PM; by John Saxton

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Spanish T.V.

Started by Gino, 13th July 2001 12:22 PM

audience, bed, bedroom, calls, daughter, dog, family, front, girl, hidden, home, house, left, live, martin, naughty, obediently, parents, pate, ricky, school, set, shocked, spanish, spread, stark, studio, surprise, trots, wardrobe

Replies: 1
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2001 07:02 PM; by Rod Smith

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things are a little different now

Started by Gino, 13th February 2001 02:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apply, asleep, bed, breakfast, compared, day, dinner, evening, feel, hair, home, house, husband, husbands, meal, moment, morning, night, noise, offer, prepare, pressure, promptly, ready, remember, suggest, things, time, warm, world

Replies: 16
Views: 4,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2001 08:00 PM; by Gino

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OK found another one!

Started by Island Ape, 29th March 2001 03:17 AM

arms, beat, bed, bell, bob, calls, day, door, found, lady, legs, lots, makes, met, news, paper, perfect, phone, posts, qualifications;, rang, replies, replying, run, up;, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2001 04:58 PM; by Gino

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expressions

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2001 08:45 PM; by Dave in Cairns

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don't lie to mummy

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:58 PM

bed, day, days, dear, dinner, email, found, gravy, house, john, justin, ladle, lesson, lie, love, missing, mom, mother, mummy, not”, read, remains, roommate, sat, sleep, sleeping, son, wrote, “did, “did”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:58 PM; by Gino

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Some Mum's are Devious (Hope this is ok )

Started by DonN, 16th October 2000 07:33 PM

bed, dear, devious, dinner, doubt, found, gravy, hope, house, invited, john, johns, ladle, letter, love, meal, mike, missing, mother, mum, mums, remains, robbo, roommate, sat, sleep, sleeping, son, write, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2000 07:53 AM; by Iain

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Supersonic Chickens

Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:56 PM

bar, bed, carpenter, chicken, chickens, crashed, dentist, electrician, embarrassed, engineers, experiment, grooms, gun, guy, k-y, lungs, mind, nasa, novocaine, pranks, psychology, responds, scientists, slats, supersonic, test, top, wedding, windshields, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 11:56 PM; by knuckles

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