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A tale of two muffins.

Started by Caliban, 14th June 2004 11:32 AM

armed, beware, boat, bondcrete, covet, equipment, guard, hmmm, home, jim, muffin, muffins, phantom, planning, ply, preferred, revenge, shalt, sharpening, silent, stands, story, sydney, tale, thief, truth, ubeaut, unpainted, waterproof, waterproofing

Replies: 6
Views: 2,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2004 10:24 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

One for the Greenies

Started by Baz, 26th May 2004 09:05 PM

agency, calmly, camp, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examination, forestry, greenies, hurried, land, listened, local, logging, management, nearby, nearest, old-growth, pain, peg, protection, recreational, remove, replied, story, timber, told, tree, unperturbed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 09:05 PM; by Baz

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Getting old has its good side.

Started by Robert WA, 18th April 2004 03:10 PM

airport, answer, bedtime, bits, cats, chase, dogs, fat, god, good, grandma, grandmother, grandparents, grown, kiss, lived, lives, married, mind, prayers, questions, read, skip, smart, spend, stay, story, television, time, ups

Replies: 1
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 03:22 PM; by echnidna

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True Story???

Started by Geoff Dean, 13th April 2004 12:38 PM

accept, cable, computer, cord, cursor, customer, employee, failure, huh, light, monitor, notice, plugged, power, screen, securely, story, true, type, wordperfect, _cables, _follow, _monitor, _no, _nothing, _uh, _wall, _well, _when, _yes

Replies: 2
Views: 2,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2004 06:57 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Ghost Town

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st April 2004 11:48 PM

ghost, holidays, pictures, read, story, town, unexplainable

Replies: 12
Views: 3,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 09:51 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Following on from Neil's "true " story

Started by ozwinner, 10th February 2004 05:42 PM

ago, appatit, bung, crooker, day, drum, dry, dude, empty, glug, hed, hole, job, joke, mate, mine, neil, phone, rat, reaching, realy, remains, sick, started, story, sucking, syphon, told, true, water

Replies: 2
Views: 2,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 11:59 PM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funny corporate lessons

Started by DonN, 10th February 2004 08:20 PM

129, apologized, bird, bob, corporate, cow, crow, day, driving, dung, funny, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, nun, pile, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,801

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 08:20 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Raising/Fixing Gutters

Started by Dean, 6th February 2004 10:40 AM

access, advice/urls, appreciated, attaching, begin, builder/plumber, cleaned, downpipes, easily, flowing, gutter, gutters, heavy, house, info, methods, middle, non-builder, overflowing, possibly, rain, raising or fixing, remedy, sagged, section, single, slope, story, subject, systems

Replies: 2
Views: 6,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2004 10:51 PM; by soundman

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Story time with uncle Dave

Started by DaveInOz, 28th March 2003 09:27 AM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

beating, blades, bucketed, chill, corro, dark, dave, flashed, flouresent, glare, hell, inside, lighting, night, polished, rain, roof, shed, steady, stormy, story, sweating, tattoo, time, tools, uncle, white

Replies: 285
Views: 51,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2003 11:45 AM; by craigb

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A Woodies Yarn

CONFUSION - Doorstops missing

Started by DanP, 22nd November 2003 11:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

book, confused, confusing, confusion, dan, doorstop, doorstops, fashion, line, makes, missing, page, posts, replied, ripping, story, threads, understand, whilst

Replies: 17
Views: 5,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 12:34 PM; by Eastie

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Another Lone Ranger story

Started by Driver, 11th December 2003 06:40 PM

315am, american, appears, approximately, bastards, beautiful, chronologically, evident, friend, insignificant, kemo, leo, lone, lord, masked, millions, moment, native, night, powerful, ranger, sabay, sighs, stars, stolen, story, tells, tent, theologically, tonto

Replies: 3
Views: 2,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 08:15 AM; by Zed

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JOKES

Cleaning Up Auto Trans Fluid on Driveway

Started by rodm, 28th November 2003 04:11 PM

auto, buy, cleaning, cleans, degreaser, detergent, driveway, engine, equipment, exaust, floor, fluid, fuild, gearbox, hemorages, karcher, kick, lot, oil, pipe, pressure, rev, sprayer, story, superchargers, time, trans, useless, v8s, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 4,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2003 11:51 PM; by rodm

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Woodcutter

Started by oges, 21st November 2003 09:36 AM

appeared, axe, axes, benefit, care, catherine, cried, crying, day, fallen, fell, honesty, honourable, jennifer, lies, lopez, lord, moral, poor, reason, replied, river, sticking, story, untruth, water, wife, wives, woodcutter, zeta-jones

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2003 09:36 AM; by oges

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Who`s In Charge

Started by Sawdust Producer, 27th March 2003 09:11 PM

agreed, asshole, bloated, blood, body, boss, brain, charge, days, eventually, happen, headache, heart, huff, insulted, moral, organs, process, pump, rectum, shut, smart, stomach, story, systems, terrible, tight, toxic, waste, who`s

Replies: 1
Views: 3,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2003 12:02 PM; by Oldblock

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A Woodies Yarn

Mitre Saw Stand

Started by Wayne Davy, 26th September 2003 11:12 AM

bbq, emailed, mitre, neat, shopnotes, stand, station/stand, story, tips, trolley, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 3,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2003 11:12 AM; by Wayne Davy

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HINTS & TIPS

I'm not sure of a title for this one

Started by Eastie, 21st March 2003 04:13 PM

action, chippers, eye, fled, guessing, mates, pure, real, story, terror, timber, time, title, tree, utilise

Replies: 1
Views: 1,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2003 06:42 PM; by coastie

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Blonde blokes

Started by AlexS, 21st March 2003 08:27 AM

amazed, bloke, blokes, blonde, brow, city, council, day, dig, effort, fellows, fill, fills, follow, furiously, guy, hard, hole, hole-digger, partner, plants, putting, sick, sighed, story, team, three-man, trees, understand, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2003 08:27 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Aussie Love Story

Started by Rod Waddington, 10th February 2003 04:24 PM

aussie, bridge, daryl, day, dinkum, doin, drives, driving, eye, fair, gday, girlfriend, gonna, harbor, hears, kill, love, lump, meself, pregnant, real, root, shazza, sport, story, sydney, tear, throat, throw, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2003 04:24 PM; by Rod Waddington

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JOKES

Headline

Started by Driver, 30th December 2002 05:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2002 05:17 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Government workers, true story

Started by Iain, 5th October 2002 09:01 AM

aircraft, ball, balls, bench, bottom, bound, burn, drop, extended, fitted, gate, government, heard, hopper, inject, line, machine, officers, perfectly, release, released, retract, science, skyward, start, story, syringe, true, tube, workers

Replies: 4
Views: 2,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2002 10:45 AM; by soundman

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JOKES

Gender equality

Started by Robert WA, 23rd September 2002 11:55 PM

achieve, afghan, afghani, approached, barbara, conflict, customarily, enabled, equality, free, gender, heart-warming, kabul, land, marvellous, mines, noted, observed, paces, recently, returned, reversal, roles, story, walked, walters, wives, woman, women, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2002 11:55 PM; by Robert WA

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JOKES

Pirate Story

Started by Iain, 5th September 2002 08:13 AM

2002.], bad, bartender, battle, checking, crapped, cut, day, doc, edited, eye, fine, fixed, hook, kidding, leg, looked, lost, message, paste, pirate, robbo, sea, september, ship, story, struck, time, tooradin, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2002 08:13 AM; by Iain

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Soul Man

Started by John Saxton, 1st November 2001 07:32 PM

brings, carpenter, children, earth, earth.his, excitedly, famous, father, gentleman, happiness, hearts, jesus, joseph, joy, man, millions.about, occupation, pinocchio, replies, reply, rounds, son, soul, souls, st.peter, story, story.i, tha, told, tome

Replies: 0
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 07:32 PM; by John Saxton

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Aunt Karen

Started by Gino, 15th October 2001 09:14 AM

assignment, aunt, basket, bottle, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, drank, eggs, enemy, flight, grade, gun, hatched, hit, karen, killed, machete, machine, market, moral, parents, sarah, story, teacher, ten, time, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:14 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Colour

Started by Shane Watson, 22nd July 2001 10:10 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2001 12:37 PM; by Rod Smith

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FINISHING

A Common Story

Started by Geoff Sims, 30th July 2001 11:18 PM

actual, apply, capabilities, common, company, current, dictates, economic, employees, employment, fit, management, manager, phase, plan, programme, raped, request, retired, retirement, review, screw, screwed, situation, status, story, stuffed, survey, takes, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2001 12:00 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

For AlexS

Started by oges, 18th July 2001 08:00 PM

accountant, advice, alexs, ato, called, conflicting, dilemma, f@&d, flannel, friend, heavy, married, matter, mother, navel, neck, negligee, night, nightgown, protested, rabbi, replied, sexy, story, testify, v-neck, wear, wedding, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2001 08:40 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Johhny and the animals (true story)

Started by Iain, 11th May 2001 09:11 AM

abbatoir, animals, books, child, dear, efforts, father, finding, found, impressed, job, johhny, johnnys, letter, local, mum, mush, officer, read, redeem, school, searching, sir, son, soul, story, taking, thankyou, true, wayward

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2001 09:11 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

story with a moral

Started by Gino, 25th April 2001 11:32 PM

answer, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, day, freedom, friend, gawain, half, hed, hideous, kingdom, life, marry, monarch, moral, neighboring, night, noble, price, question, replied, round, spoke, story, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2001 11:32 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

plane trip

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:45 PM

aisle, attendants, behalf, boston, calmer, calmness, captain, coffee, cooperation, crew, dashed, earned, extend, flight, intercom, passengers, pause, plane, pleasant, remainder, ride, rough, short, stay, stewardess, story, stricken, todays, trip, wishes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

black horse

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:07 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, driving, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:07 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Managers

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:05 PM

balloon, balloonist, correct, descends, discovers, excuse, expect, fault, field, happend, hopelessly, hot-air, information, lost, management, manager, managers, met, personally, piloting, position, replies, shouts, story, technically, technology, time, told, vouch, wandered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:05 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

A case of give and take

Started by John Saxton, 6th December 2000 06:55 PM

belong, brought, case, chair, children, children.the, court.but, custody, divorce, dollar, feet, judge, jumped, local, machine, moment, mother, pepsi, posed, protested, retain, rose, story, vending, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2000 06:55 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Wangaratta Chronicle

Started by Iain, 11th October 2000 09:03 AM

agreed, alright, announced, bastard, bull, bystander, car, childs, chronicle, day, driving, englishman, ensured, event, explained, happened, headlines, journalist, kills, lad, neck, paper, pet, pommy, range, read, stopped, story, walking, wangaratta

Replies: 1
Views: 2,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2000 11:29 PM; by Gino

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Gone with the wind

Started by John Saxton, 29th September 2000 10:05 PM

amazing, audience, book, cinema, circular, curiosity, dog, enjoyed, excuse, filing, hated, it.it, lady, meow, movie, movie.he, noticing, pass, puddled.i, quickly, replied, sitting, story, trifle, walked, wind, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2000 05:44 PM; by Tristan Croll

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JOKES

The drunk & the copper (true story)

Started by Iain, 27th August 2000 07:05 PM

bloody, brim, busy, centre, comments, confronts, copper, drunk, hard, hat, helmet, hot, intersection, jacksons, loyal, nail, operators, pith, regulation, roofing, safari, staggers, story, telling, time, true, type, walks, wear, wore

Replies: 4
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2000 12:42 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Password

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:28 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2000 08:37 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Clean one

Started by tony bell, 19th June 2000 08:29 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clean, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 1
Views: 2,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2000 10:19 PM; by kev

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JOKES

A heart warming story

Started by Gino, 16th June 2000 07:40 PM

choosing, crab, dancing, deadly, declan, fathers, finally, gasped, heart, inconsolable, join, kate, king, lobster, lobsters, merry, pissed, princess, refused, scuttled, sideways, sit, spoke, step, story, suddenly, taking, throne, warming, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2000 07:40 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Horror Story!

Started by Shane Watson, 20th October 1999 06:22 PM

boss, cheers, cornors, customer, decided, heavy, horror, laugh, loaded, looked, lot, managed, mmmmm, needless, ropes, shane, stay, story, struggling, table, thick, time, top, ute, wondered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 1999 06:22 PM; by Shane Watson

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FINISHING

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