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Living will

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug.d, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM; by normell

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JOKES

Disorder in the Court

Started by Barry_White, 13th November 2005 09:25 AM

alive, appearance, attorney, autopsy, blood, brain, breathing, check, court, death, deposition, desk, disorder, doctor, dress, jar, law, marriage, morning, notice, patient, performed, practicing, pressure, pulse, pursuant, sitting, susan, terminated, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 10:11 PM; by boban

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JOKES

Outside school benches

Started by dan_tom, 3rd November 2005 07:04 PM

aussie, based, benches, cheers, chewing, dan, downstairs, finish, gloss, gum, hardwood, job, jumping, kids, mullumbimby, oil, oils, option, pack, school, sitting, sticking, stuff, teacher, tougher, type, varnish, water, waxes, woodworks

Replies: 8
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 10:37 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
FINISHING

This is not a joke about Zed

Started by outback, 27th October 2005 10:41 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, dude, explains, faaaaarrrrk, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, river, sits, sitting, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:04 PM; by rick_rine

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JOKES

The Drunk

Started by Bluegum, 13th October 2005 03:01 PM

bar, biggest, biker, bikers, boy, buddies, corner, drink, drop, drunk, drunken, eyes, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, hat, home, house, leans, mad, month, shoulders, sits, sitting, square, stands, starting, table, takes, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 03:01 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

I got fur all over my arm

Started by Daddles, 21st September 2005 09:00 PM

appears, arm, boats, call, cat, daubing, dinner, earlier, epoxy, evening, exciting, forearm, fur, furry, lap, layer, leant, moult, muck, nearing, noticed, purrrrr, richard, running, sitting, started, summer, tuna, underside, yup

Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 09:00 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why am I so tired???

Started by Kev Y., 1st September 2005 02:31 PM

0.5, 1.5, computer, employed, federal, finding, forces, government, governments, hospitals, jokes, leaves, leaving, local, million, nice, people, preoccupied, prisons, reading, real, sitting, terrorists, time, tired, total

Replies: 8
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2005 01:19 PM; by DanP

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JOKES

Canadian Kiwi joke

Started by Trav, 15th August 2005 06:12 PM

animals, australian, bar, barman, bartender, bloke, boys, canada, canadian, drive, expecting, grins, guy, hick, joke, kiwi, kiwis, mount, shandy, sitting, taxi, taxidermist, tixi, tixidermist, visitor, walks, yells, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 06:12 PM; by Trav

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JOKES

Decoupage (and other) 'cheat'?

Started by trcol2, 2nd August 2005 05:09 AM

bests, cheat, decoupage, diy, dust, environment, finish, finishing, free, head, helpful, ideas, layer, marquetry, necessarily, orignals, piece, project, remember, resin, sitting, smart, stuff, suppliers, thinking, usual, whirl, wipe, wondered, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2005 12:21 PM; by scooter

Forum:
FINISHING

Extending a concrete slab

Started by princhester, 24th July 2005 12:09 AM

300mm, bigger, clayey, concrete, drill, existing, extending, extension, forms, hard, held, hmmm, horizontally, ideas, joining, landscaper, naturally, original, realised, reo, sitting, slab, slabs, slightly, strongly, suppose, tank, tightly, water, watertank

Replies: 8
Views: 14,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2005 08:49 PM; by princhester

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CONCRETING

The Squeeze

Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM

bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:38 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

School Days

Started by Ashore, 24th June 2005 12:55 AM

alive, attention, boy, call, class, crotch, days, desk, embarrassed, hanging, investigate, life, mom, noon, noticed, paying, penis, phone, pick, school, screamed, seriously;, shed, sitting, squirming, stick, teacher, till, told, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 12:55 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

0-100 what....

Started by Iain, 21st June 2005 12:29 PM

0-100, 100, 2seconds, answers, attached, bar, bloke, blokes, bought, car, cars, fastest, ferrari, guess, nice, picture, porsche, read, red, sitting, talking, wife, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2005 03:14 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

New Toaster????

Started by adrian, 3rd June 2005 11:17 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

buy, invented, pain, real, rectum, require, sitting, toast, toaster

Replies: 32
Views: 3,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2005 04:50 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

verandah construction

Started by Dan_574, 1st June 2005 11:04 AM

beams, bearer, bearers, construction, continue, dig, front, hangers, house, joist, joists, mount, normal, option, sitting, top, verandah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 08:18 PM; by mic-d

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

verandah construction

Started by Dan_574, 1st June 2005 10:57 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2005 03:13 PM; by Trav

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

The Old Fellows

Started by OtakiriLad, 21st May 2005 10:01 PM

80+, ago, erection, fellows, friend, girl, girls, guys, park, pretty, replies, sitting, watching

Replies: 3
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 12:36 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Newly Weds

Started by Rebus, 19th May 2005 01:02 AM

bathroom, bed, bliss, booked, boy, bridal, chances, confused, crash, eek, egg, eggs, hard, head, helmet, hit, married, minutes, newly, night, preparing, reception, sitting, spoon, suite, taking, ten, time, wearing, weds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 01:02 AM; by Rebus

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JOKES

Replacing Floors in Victorian House

Started by vGolfer, 10th May 2005 10:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, afford, brick, difficult, diy, doubt, floor, floors, guess, guys, hawthorn, house, joists, link, literally, live, melbourne, methods, opinions, option, pay, project, recommend, replacing, sitting, thiking, time, victorian, wait, walls

Replies: 23
Views: 5,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 12:31 AM; by Toymaker Len

Forum:
FLOORING

citris acid on small parts

Started by JDarvall, 17th May 2005 01:42 AM

acid, actual, avoid, citris, cleaning, connection, couple, derusting, dozen, electolysis, establish, feedback, fiddly, heavily, line, material, metal, negitive, parts, pieceand, pieces, primarily, prior, removed, rust, rusted, shine, sieve, sitting, small

Replies: 0
Views: 2,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2005 01:42 AM; by JDarvall

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HINTS & TIPS

Going shopping

Started by Wongo, 29th April 2005 05:48 PM

15”, bandsaw, box, canada, cool, drill, garage, goodies, huge, jointer, july, mad, month, party, please”, press, rolleyes, shopping, sitting, tablesaw, that?”, thicknesser, thinknesser, tomorrow, wait, warming, week, wow, “do, “yes

Replies: 12
Views: 2,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 12:13 AM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Floor Drains

Started by maglite, 22nd April 2005 01:25 AM

50mm, advance, assistance, bathroom, blew, built, cold, crawling, draining, drains, drilling, fall, floor, holes, holesaw, hope, house, machine, nearest, pint, pipe, pubtab, simply, sitting, starts, steve, tiler, washing, water, wether

Replies: 10
Views: 2,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2005 11:45 AM; by Dan_574

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HEATING & COOLING

Airlines

Started by Geoff Dean, 21st April 2005 10:54 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 10:54 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

The Aussie Way

Started by doublejay, 8th April 2005 10:15 PM

abc, aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, guy, half, head, hits, hour, huge, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, leaves, neck, passes, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 2,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2005 10:02 PM; by ribot

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JOKES

this one's the "pits"

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:13 PM

approached, armpit, asked;, ballerina, bar, bartender, business, buy, calling, chap, counter, drink, drunk, hairy, huge, lady, leg, lift, money, patrons, people, pits, replied;, revealing, said;, silent, sitting, slapped, wearing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 02:13 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

An example of positive stress control. (oldie but)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:48 PM

answered, call, carter?, control, desk, dialed, found, hanifin, nicely, oldie, patrick, phone, politely, positive, remembered, robin, sitting, speak, stress

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 11:48 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Meeiowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Started by Robert WA, 28th March 2005 05:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2005 05:18 PM; by Robert WA

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JOKES

With reservations......

Started by Iain, 18th March 2005 08:04 AM

afraid, attracted, beast, beautiful, cash, casket, charge, charles, coffee, day, died, father, friend, god, husband, inherit, money, remote, replied, replies, reservations, sitting, stupid, undertakers, wait, wife, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:49 AM; by beejay1

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JOKES

One for Zed. :)

Started by Bob Willson, 15th March 2005 05:08 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, explains, falls, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joints, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, mouth, river, sits, sitting, smoke, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2005 07:05 PM; by Zed

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JOKES

out of the mouths of babes

Started by fxst, 24th February 2005 09:12 PM

babes, bring, call, center, day, doll, earn, eat, escape, gate, grandchildren, grandma, grandpa, hard, hats, house, life, live, luck, mouths, past, people, pot, retarded, retardment, sitting, someday, visit, watches, wrecked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2005 09:12 PM; by fxst

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JOKES

Silver Lining

Started by Termite, 14th February 2005 04:19 PM

ago, angle, aussie, bad, bashing, blade, blokes, coming, courier, derek, door, dream, elle, encourage, land, lining, lusted, machine, pancake, recipes, rolleyes, seppo, sharpen, silver, sitting, smoother, term, walked, wondering, world

Replies: 12
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2005 10:46 AM; by bitingmidge

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Post Anchor/Stirrup question

Started by reilly, 8th February 2005 10:19 PM

200x300x2700, 300, 300mm, 300x300x600, 600mm, anchor or stirrup, anchor/stirrup, approx, bottom, cement, deck, filled, found, ground, hardwood, hole, level, pergola, pier, pillons, post, posts, question, sitting, sticking, stirrup, stirrups, suggestions/comments, top, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 4,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2005 05:32 PM; by jaws

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Stumped

Started by Mambo Gambo, 2nd February 2005 10:51 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, apparently, attached, attaching, concrete, crawl, drove, eagertogetintoit, fix, fixed, gambo, happily, hardwood, house, method, nailing, planks, posts, re-stumping, sitting, sort, standard, stumped, stumps, supposed, swear, time, ventilation, wink, wondering

Replies: 16
Views: 4,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 02:03 PM; by barnsey

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A man named Bob.......

Started by gatiep, 5th February 2005 02:13 AM

1967, belongs, bob, close, empty, field, free, friend, funeral, game, guy, incredible, inquires, man, married, mind, named, passed, receives, relative, replies, rows, sad, seat, sitting, stadium, superbowl, supposed, ticket, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 02:13 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

Lurkers

Started by Termite, 4th February 2005 03:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

dammed, eek, logged, lurkers, moment, names, pounce, sitting, vultures, waiting

Replies: 18
Views: 2,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2005 08:15 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:38 PM

18-year, 90-year-old, 90yearold, accidentally, bang, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, gun, hunter, hurry, killed, man, minute, picked, pregnant, question, rabbit, raised, replied, season, sitting, stream, umbrella

Replies: 2
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 10:42 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

New Deck

Started by mrsxtro, 15th January 2005 03:19 PM

deck, enjoy, enterprise, hope, house, metres, satisfying, sitting, tree, tricky

Replies: 3
Views: 2,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 04:56 PM; by mrsxtro

Forum:
DECKING

Kinfolks

Started by AlexS, 14th January 2005 08:06 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 08:27 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

it won't be long

Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM

baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 01:03 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Dress code

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:28 PM

arab, begrudgingly, brother, buy, card, code, crawling, disappeared, dress, eventually, fleeing, found, guy, hill, hours, jew, jewish, miles, nice, rasped, replied, restaurant, sitting, staggered, table, thanked, tie, ties, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 12:54 PM; by sandman

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JOKES

fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

Chair Man of the Board

Started by Kev Y., 1st October 2004 05:40 AM

board, budget, chair, conclusion, continue, cuts, dictated, door, executives, found, gentlemen, hesitating, husband, lap, man, office, operate, resolving, secretary, sitting, stopped, surprise, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2004 05:40 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Replacing floors

Started by Pixelskin, 28th September 2004 04:41 PM

advice, avance, bearers, board, bricks, carpetting, collapsed, completely, dirt, floor, floors, found, hard, house, idea, joists, kitchen, laying, missing, particle, replace, replacing, rip, sitting, sound, stack, sub-floor, test, thinking, top

Replies: 8
Views: 3,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 10:35 AM; by jackiew

Forum:
FLOORING

Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by ozwinner, 14th September 2004 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

45000, bang, byooty, cars, destined, dobbin, engine, exspense, ford, head, heads, kms, laugh, laughed, looked, mad, poor, retirement, scrapheap, scrapyard, scratching, shook, sitting, time, tough, transport, walk

Replies: 23
Views: 4,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2004 07:26 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

UV resistance of plastic?

Started by journeyman Mick, 23rd September 2004 10:20 PM

1000, breaking, cage, couple, fairly, garden, hoarder, intense, letters, litre, mick, paint, pallet, pe-hd, plastic, plastics, plated, pretty, resistance, rusty, sitting, steel, stop, sunlight, tanks, water, watering, wondering, yard, zinc

Replies: 3
Views: 3,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2004 01:08 AM; by gatiep

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bounce Bounce?

Started by gemi_babe, 14th September 2004 12:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bounce, boys, carpet, confused, couch, dog, floorboards, friend, house, lounge, right;, serious, sitting, stumps, walks

Replies: 26
Views: 5,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 02:34 PM; by bitingmidge

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

The frog in the pond

Started by Chum, 12th September 2004 07:00 PM

centre, chum, edge, frog, half, island, jump, jumps, metre, metres, pond, pool, previous, reach, sitting, subsequent

Replies: 8
Views: 2,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 10:51 PM; by Chum

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JOKES

woodies! No :(

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:32 AM

bar, dad, drunk, home, insult, listens, mother, porn, quiet, screams, sitting, slept, starts, stool, woodies, woody, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:32 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Installing a new kitchen

Started by sidk, 26th August 2004 04:00 PM

25mm, assume, base, bench, carcases, correct, dead, existing, extra, floor, flush, iam, installing, kitchen, level, noggins, plane, plinth, real, sand, secret, set, sit, sitting, suggestions, thinking, tiled, tops, wall, walls

Replies: 3
Views: 4,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 09:23 PM; by Scooterscum

Forum:
KITCHENS

A blind man enters a ladies bar

Started by Ian007, 18th August 2004 08:25 PM

220, bar, bartender, belt, black, blind, blonde, declares, enters, explain, feet, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, ladies, lady, lifter, man, nah, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weight, woman, wrestler

Replies: 1
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:22 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

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