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Caring Women

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2006 11:22 AM

amazement, arms, beach.he, blanket, caring, ear, fellow, hug, kiss, legs, looked, past, poor, screwed, sitting, smiled, tide, walked, walking, whispered, woman, women

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Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2006 11:22 AM; by Jack Plane

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words women use

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 10:01 PM

ahead, argument, careful, chance, conjunction, content, dangerous, describe, eyebrow, eyebrows, fine, future, lot, loud, means, mighty, minutes, non-verbal, offer, raised, shut, sigh, signifies, soft, statement, trouble, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 10:01 PM; by goat

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British Humour

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th May 2006 11:40 PM

american, americans, bitch, british, defend, dog, drive, entire, french, gentleman, hand, honour, humour, left, maam, marine, penchant, road, rude, sat, seat, shrieked, sir, thrown, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 11:40 PM; by Phil Spencer

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Heard About Town..... Something to think about

Started by WoodyKnot, 5th May 2006 11:31 PM

abortion, administer, businesses, churches, common, condition, consent, criminals, cup, declined, failed, finally, ghost, heard, lost, panadol, parental, parents, pregnant, realise, recieved, required, schools, sense, steaming, student, town, treatment, victims, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2006 10:58 PM; by Rodgera

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Men strike back.........

Started by Iain, 4th May 2006 10:01 AM

bald, beer, beginning, chauvinist, created, discovered, dog, door, earth, god, gut, head, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sexy, shes, shut, street, strike, told, walk, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 PM; by elphingirl

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How to sing the Blues

Started by Andy Mac, 3rd April 2006 11:19 PM

bad, baldness, beverages, blind, blues, breaking, broken-down, chair, cheap, city, death, die, ditch, fixin, kiwi, leg, male, matter, meanest, memphis, names, pattern, shoot, sing, stuck, town, water, whiskey, willie, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2006 10:29 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Trials of a greenie

Started by Baz, 27th April 2006 10:34 PM

agency, commission, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examining, forestry, greenie, hours, land, listened, management, old-growth, patience, permits, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, splinters, story, timber, told, tree, trials, waited, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:52 AM; by Daddles

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Blind Salesman

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th April 2006 09:56 AM

birthday., blind, buy, grandsons, myers, reel, rod, salesman, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2006 12:53 AM; by doug the slug

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How to tell the sex of a fly

Started by Baz, 26th April 2006 07:56 PM

beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2006 10:32 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Irish Logic

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM

$50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 01:27 PM; by ss_11000

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Golf

Started by Baz, 8th April 2006 06:05 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 08:45 PM; by Baz

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Women in leather

Started by Gra, 2nd April 2006 02:44 PM

beats, begins, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, ute, weak, wears, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 09:48 PM; by Harry72

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April fools day

Started by AlexS, 2nd April 2006 02:39 PM

answers, april, daughter, day, earth, fools, google, live, melbourne, middle, mum, phone, quick, rings, run, sky, standing, sydney, update, wave, waving, woman, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2006 02:39 PM; by AlexS

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Sneezes

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 09:53 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 12:36 PM; by RufflyRustic

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Sharing

Started by rtfarty, 17th March 2006 10:13 AM

afford, burger, buy, carefully, continued, couple, detail, eat, elderly, everthing, finally, half, hamburger, husband, menu, offered, offering, replied, resturant, shared, sharing, sit, teeth, thanked, touch, waiting, watch, wife, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 10:13 AM; by rtfarty

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how many can you count

Started by goat, 10th March 2006 04:28 PM

acted, answer, bottom, call, called, count, day, education, embarassed, fellow, finally, front, heard, hundred, lady, looked, position, positions, professor, replied, row, sat, shy, sir, sitting, spoken, top, unusual, voice, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 04:28 PM; by goat

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The Priest who could not lie

Started by durwood, 9th March 2006 11:18 PM

answer, customs, declare, destined, father, fathers, finding, floor, hair, hands, honest, instrument, landing, laughter, lie, line, marvelous, officer, priest, proceed, proceeds, questions, remover, replies, roaring, son, strange, surely, waist, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 11:18 PM; by durwood

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age

Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM

activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 07:12 PM; by Christopha

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sensitive man

Started by doug the slug, 9th March 2006 10:38 AM

bar, bears, bedroom, chest, children, clothes, covering, coyly, cuddly, extensive, father, god, gorgeous, guy, hot, hundreds, impressed, kiss, man, meets, mention, middle, rip, sensitive, shelf, strokes, talk, teddy, thinking, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 06:55 PM; by Termite

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Just a wee bit....

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:03 PM; by Baz

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Husband Store

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th February 2006 01:53 PM

choose, day, door, exclaims, extremely, flight, floor, heads, housework, husband, impossible, jobs, kids, love, mart, nice, proof, reads, romantic, shopping, sign, sixth, solely, store, streak, strong, tempting, woman, women, wow

Replies: 14
Views: 2,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 09:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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Wongo’s winter Olympic report

Started by Wongo, 20th February 2006 01:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

130km, bloody, bounce, country, cross, double, down.o, everywhere.cool, fun?d, head, hour, hurts, knees, luge, makes, moguls, olympic, outfits, perfect??d, report, requires, scary, sits, skeleton, ski, tight, top, winter, woman, wongo’s

Replies: 22
Views: 2,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 10:24 AM; by rrich

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marriage counselor

Started by Phil Spencer, 24th February 2006 04:03 PM

counselor, daze, desk, drop, embraces, finally, fridays, golf, husband, kisses, listing, marriage, married, moment, mondays, passionately, play, quietly, replies, shuts, sits, times, tirade, wednesdays, week, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 04:03 PM; by Phil Spencer

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Naughty but Funny

Started by Baz, 10th February 2006 04:58 PM

advice, bed, ear-splitting, enormous, enthusiasm, fantasize, follow, funny, handsome, hire, husband, jewish, love, naughty, orgasm, perplexed, rabbi, rabbis, reversed, room-shaking, schmuck, screaming, smiles, towel, triumphantly, unsatisfied, wave, waves, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 05:20 PM; by Shedhand

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Never try to outsmart a woman

Started by Baz, 3rd February 2006 05:54 PM

barry, bit, blue, box, caught, cheers, danp, fish, fishing, fishy, friends, home, husband, lots, office, outsmart, pack, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, swordfish, tired, trout, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2006 10:48 AM; by DanP

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A woman in leather

Started by bennylaird, 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM

beats, begins, card, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, weak, wears, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM; by bennylaird

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You thought blond were dumb.

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:05 PM

answered, arrived, bet, blond, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dumb, dumfounded, finally, hugged, jumped, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, story, thought, thousand, twenty, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:05 PM; by bennylaird

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Justice

Started by Baz, 25th January 2006 07:21 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2006 11:50 PM; by Trav

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Good For A Senior Laugh

Started by DPB, 22nd January 2006 06:57 PM

answered, arthritis, bench, called, canal, careful, courage, days, doctor, estates, evening, good, hearing, heart, laugh, marry, meal, morris, neighbor, painfully, park, prison, remember, replied, senior, slowly, stool, trailer, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 06:57 PM; by DPB

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The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

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Quick thinking......

Started by Breslauer, 17th December 2005 01:25 AM

absolutely, african-american, american, bubba, business, call, convention, discovered, discussing, explained, frenchmen, friends, goldstein, indian, kinds, lover, myth, myths, native, nymphomaniacs, popular, possess, quick, seat, sexuality, thinking, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 01:25 AM; by Breslauer

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Single woman

Started by normell, 6th December 2005 05:52 PM

absolutely, bacon, belt, cashier, coffee, correct, curiosity, derelicts, drunk, earth, head, intrigued, intuition, items, juice, lettuce, litre, looked, marital, orange, pack, proclamation, replied, selections, single, status, tipped, ugly, unusual, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 07:21 AM; by bennylaird

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re laminating kitchen

Started by Jane C, 26th November 2005 05:03 PM

benches, benchtop, change, colour, cupboards, everyonce, expensive, handy, happy, info, kitchen, laminate, laminating, laminex, perfectly, profesional, scheme, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 13,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2005 10:14 AM; by PuppyPaw

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Too bad.....

Started by Breslauer, 26th November 2005 08:58 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, happened, heart, home, horrible, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 11:29 AM; by Iain

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For Tikki.......

Started by Christopha, 22nd November 2005 05:28 PM

beer.eek, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug, pull, sitting, threw, tikki, unplugged, vegetative, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 06:57 PM; by Tikki

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University Study

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:04 PM

attractive, cricket, cycle, depending, doused, eye, features, fire, found, funny, male, masculine, menstrual, menstruating, ovulating, petrol, prefer, prefers, recent, reference, rugged, scientific, scissors, set, stuck, study, stump, university, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 08:10 PM; by Iain

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We have a wonder woman in the UK

Started by jow104, 26th October 2005 05:51 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2005 06:36 PM; by jow104

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One for Zed

Started by scooter, 25th October 2005 11:45 PM

ahead, baby, bus, cheers, driver, fuming, hold, insulted, me”, monkey, primal, rear, sean, sits, ugh”, ugliest, urges, woman, you.”, zed, “thats, “the, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 11:45 PM; by scooter

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Long one, stick with it... (Qld joke)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 24th October 2005 03:50 PM

brought, children, combined, copious, created, extra, fat, fried, god, green, healthful, joke, kilos, long, lose, low, naturally, packed, potato, qld, quantities, running, salt, satan, shoes, size, sliced, stick, vegetables, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 10:48 PM; by Gra

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Be careful what you wish for

Started by Daddles, 24th October 2005 10:42 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, careful, clever, continue, enjoy, female, frog, heart, husband, kazam-shes, mess, milder, mine, moral, readers, reading, richard, richest, story, ten, times, trap, wife, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 10:42 AM; by Daddles

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Behind every great man

Started by Daddles, 22nd October 2005 12:11 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 09:05 AM; by Gingermick

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Getting Old?

Started by Daddles, 21st October 2005 10:30 AM

=======, ========, =========, body, class, decided, easter, eggs, elderly, feel, fill, grow, half, hide, laughing, memorys, news, preacher, prone, purpose, remember, replied, senility, sharp, start, stop, undertaker, visit, wal-mart, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 10:30 AM; by Daddles

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The Aussie Bride

Started by doublejay, 16th September 2005 04:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aussie, australian, boasted, bragged, bride, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 19
Views: 3,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 10:50 PM; by echnidna

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If Women Ruled ....

Started by Tikki, 14th August 2005 05:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

19-year-olds, accomplishments, attention, baby, born, brought, careers, chores, computer, considered, constantly, divide, judged, leave, love, oneself, overweight, paternity, pay, pms, rage, relationships, road, ruled, talk, thinking, weeks, weight, woman, women

Replies: 19
Views: 3,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 12:20 PM; by ele__13

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funeral

Started by Caliban, 28th September 2005 10:48 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2005 10:48 AM; by Caliban

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how old am I?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th September 2005 12:57 PM

amazed, blurts, bra, clerk, completes, counter, couple, curiosity, empty, finally, girl, hands, home, incredible, line, mad, mcdonalds, minutes, nope, promise, question, replies, responds, silence, squeeze, stops, street, wait, waiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2005 12:57 PM; by Geoff Dean

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I'm OUTRAGED

Started by Daddles, 15th September 2005 11:56 PM

announced, australias, bachelors, bah, cripes, dammit, desirable, eligable, humbug, list, mad, model, outraged, perfection, physical, provocation, rational, recognise, richard, single, tiki, time, woman

Replies: 12
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2005 03:29 PM; by lesmeyer

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The Doctor visit

Started by Breslauer, 15th September 2005 04:09 AM

alright, attractive, aunt, chaperoned, clothes, crone, curtain, doctor, doctors, entered, examination, girl, madam, office, stick, tongue, ugly, visit, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2005 04:09 AM; by Breslauer

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The mind is an awsome thing

Started by Kev Y., 30th August 2005 02:42 PM

awsome, bathroom, bed, bedroom, boy, headache, headaches, home, husband, hypnotist, jumps, love, makes, mind, minutes, mirror, move, passionate, remember, replies, round, shes, sits, standing, tells, thing, time, wife, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2005 11:27 AM; by Kev Y.

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Can you trust farmers?

Started by Caliban, 30th August 2005 08:00 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, farmers, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, trust, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 08:00 PM; by Caliban

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