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Taser Fun

Started by Groggy, 12th November 2005 11:13 PM

aaa, arch, assailant, bad, batteries, blue, burst, button, decision, directions, dog, electricity, found, fun, muscle, note, one-second, pretty, prongs, pushed, ran, sat, story, taser, thigh, thinking, time, twitching, wife, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 08:39 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Be careful what you wish for

Started by Daddles, 24th October 2005 10:42 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, careful, clever, continue, enjoy, female, frog, heart, husband, kazam-shes, mess, milder, mine, moral, readers, reading, richard, richest, story, ten, times, trap, wife, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 10:42 AM; by Daddles

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Lynch 'em

Started by Gingermick, 18th October 2005 10:17 PM

attempt, babies, bail, bloody, capital, catharsis, child, details, excuses, girl, harm, horrific, hurt, imagine, leftie, littlest, lynch, lynched, mother, named, naming, oppose, paper, partner, people, punishment, story, string, tortured, unable

Replies: 10
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:30 PM; by rick_rine

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

meet the sister

Started by rick_rine, 10th October 2005 09:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, australia, bloke, brother, colah, died, driver, forum, front, home, hornsby, lift, light, lino, meet, pub, question, reminds, replacing, replied, shock, sister, story, street, sydney, talking, taxi, true, weird, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 09:21 PM; by biotechy2k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The end of the World is nigh.

Started by Gingermick, 10th October 2005 07:58 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

000, beer, bloody, disputed, donate, earthquake, effort, end, hatter, imho, india, katrina, killed, mad, money, nigh, pakistan, people, rain, region, relief, running, story, tsunami, typhoons, week, world

Replies: 35
Views: 5,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 09:15 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish story

Started by Dendot, 8th October 2005 08:49 PM

assistant, bacon, bunnings, chilli, danish, fellow, ham, irish, italian, mexican, packet, parma, sauce, sausages, shop, story, walks

Replies: 4
Views: 2,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 02:40 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Toby - NZ citizen of the year!

Started by Eastie, 23rd September 2005 04:58 PM

appearance, booths, centre, citizen, closely, disputing, dog, election, electoral, enrolment, grunt, highlights, hope, insists, manager, matter, police, polling, referred, registered, rhodes, rhodess, roll, scrutinised, story, system, toby, vote, year, zealands

Replies: 6
Views: 1,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2005 03:22 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Renovation conundrum

Started by Velophile, 19th August 2005 05:14 PM

badly, bathroom, board, catches, circa, conundrum, crappy, dirt, don’t, due, dust, house, it’s, leaking, major, moved, patched, plaster, rear, recently, reline, reno, renovation, separation, sheet, sht, sold, story, textured, trashing

Replies: 12
Views: 3,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 05:56 PM; by Sturdee

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Only an Aussie could pull this off!

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:05 PM

allegedly, aussie, bar, breathalyser, car, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pull, pulled, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, stationary, story, switched, tooted, true, vehicle, vehicles

Replies: 7
Views: 2,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 05:18 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

Sept. 11 FF transcripts released

Started by ryanarcher, 16th August 2005 05:28 PM

concentrating, considered, excerpts, harrowing, kia, lot, missing, pretty, read, released, sept, single, sobering, story, time, transcripts, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2005 04:53 AM; by Farm boy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Red Head story

Started by Iain, 15th August 2005 09:11 AM

blonde, body, broken, complained, complaining, doctor, examined, exclaimed, finger, head, hurts, index, painful, proceeded, red, redhead, sore, story, touch, touching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 10:33 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

Holland Blind kits?

Started by craigb, 7th August 2005 12:53 PM

anymore, blind, bunnings, buy, expect, holland, home, kits, lincraft, mitre, spotlight, stock, story, yardage

Replies: 7
Views: 2,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2005 01:45 PM; by craigb

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Ready, set, GO...............

Started by ubeaut, 10th March 2002 12:56 AM

folks, forum, neil, ready, registered, set, start, story, twist

Replies: 8
Views: 5,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2005 09:18 PM; by Driver

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A Woodies Yarn

Finally, a chain letter i like

Started by doug the slug, 13th July 2005 11:23 PM

boy, chain, email, feel, finally, forward, forwards, friend, friends, guilty, happen, horror, letter, letters, life, mad, mail, miranda, pass, people, pinsley, poor, raped, sad, send, sending, story, stupid, true, type

Replies: 1
Views: 2,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2005 11:42 PM; by kekemo

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JOKES

Spam Filters and Dopey IT guys!!

Started by bitingmidge, 9th July 2005 01:29 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adress, bit, blocked, clever, decided, default, dopey, emails, filter, filters, firm, guys, header, incorporating, individuals, intercepted, messages, outgoing, phone, random, read, reading, receipts, response, shorten, shredded, sort, spam, standard, story

Replies: 40
Views: 5,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2005 12:50 AM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Love Story

Started by Dendot, 8th July 2005 07:50 PM

action, adequately, beauty, bed, corrupt, flicker, flipped, form, gazing, hand, head, hefted, helmet, late, lathe, love, perform, purpose, quietly, resting, shape, shook, slim, stood, story, switched, time, tool, virginal, white

Replies: 3
Views: 1,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2005 12:44 PM; by arose62

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JOKES

Make a bit of money on the side

Started by namtrak, 24th June 2005 12:22 PM

0269254800, albury, bags, biggie, bit, buck, business, call, cheers, cleaning, distributors, feel, free, ideally, inappropriate, make, money, noel, person, rags, retired, robbo, running, short, smash, sort, story, suit, towns, ute

Replies: 3
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 08:37 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Engineered Floor Joists

Started by Metung, 9th June 2005 11:28 AM

bearing, chipboard, configurations, construction, criteria, difference, engineered, feedback, floor, inclined, installation, joists, load, major, merits, metal, metres, ply, regard, relative, services, spanning, stiffness, story, stuff, suspect, types, upper, wall, web

Replies: 5
Views: 4,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2005 09:41 AM; by seriph1

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FLOORING

Australian Love Story

Started by Iain, 10th June 2005 05:29 PM

australian, bridge, daryl, day, dinkum, drives, driving, dya, eye, fair, gday, girlfriend, gonna, harbour, hears, kill, love, lump, meself, pregnant, real, root, shazza, sport, story, sydney, tear, throat, throw, top

Replies: 13
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2005 08:22 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

This is the Story of a man........

Started by Forest Gump, 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM

ahead, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, father-in-law, front, frozen, future, girlfriend, happy, house, man, married, moment, moral, overcome, passed, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stepped, stood, story, straight, stunned, test, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 2,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM; by Forest Gump

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JOKES

True story but suited here

Started by Iain, 29th April 2005 11:12 AM

animals, buy, car, considerable, dear, father, finding, gem, happy, job, left, letter, life, limited, literary, managed, mother, nameless, received, remain, save, school, son, steady, story, suited, thankyou, trouble, true, unemployed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 11:12 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Removing shellac from plane toteand knob

Started by Lucas, 27th April 2005 09:01 PM

clean, knob, plane, planes, remove, removing, sanding, shellac, starting, story, tote, toteand

Replies: 6
Views: 2,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2005 12:31 PM; by TassieKiwi

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FINISHING

Animal cruelty …. Time for legal action.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 7th April 2005 09:57 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

action, animal, army, beat, bought, cat, caught, charged, courts, cruelty, death, don’t, feel, hands, heard, isn’t, jail, kids, kitten, legal, leniency, personnel, puppy, sentence, sickos, stand, story, system, time, torturing

Replies: 56
Views: 6,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Giving The Bird

Started by Termite, 11th April 2005 10:15 AM

$4500.00, $82.50, anesthetist, assistant, bed, bird, bloody, break, cool, decide, doctor, eek, expensive, fees, finger, found, friday, giving, hospital, lose, moral, pocket, reach, screws, specialist, story, surgeon, surgery, theatre, xrays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

99.9% give others.......

Started by Peter R, 7th April 2005 11:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

999%, agreed, award, awarded, box, cashed, cigars, claim, claimed, company, contest, criminal, deleivering, fine, fire, frivilous, imposed, insurance, judge, lawyer, lawyers, paid, peter, policy, recent, ruling, stipulate, story, true, won

Replies: 20
Views: 3,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 10:41 PM; by Toggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Don't buy DIGITREX

Started by Taffy, 17th March 2005 11:07 PM

ammounmt, apparrently, bit, buy, called, company, digitrex, eta, extended, guys, lousey, machine, mad, moment, month, nmot, persons, putting, service, shotage, story, supply, taffy, telefix, time, tv/dvd/vcr, unsuspecting, warn, warranty, web

Replies: 13
Views: 2,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 12:26 AM; by gemi_babe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Family Law

Started by Iain, 1st February 2005 08:19 AM

bar, belong, candy, chair, children, custody, divorce, dollar, family, judge, law, local, machine, moment, mountain, mountaineer, remote, replied, retain, rose, scene, section, silence, slowly, story, tiny, village, virginia, west, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 08:19 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

A place in France

Started by Andrew in Tas, 18th January 2005 08:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6.30pm, 6000, abc, apparently, bad, blokes, budgeted, cost, cracks, dampness, documentary, floor, frames, france, house, neighbours, nice, place, points;, pommy, pounds, renovate, roof, shell, stone, story, tas, viewing, watching, windows

Replies: 20
Views: 3,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 10:13 PM; by Jon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

WOODWORKING QUIZ January 24th 2005

Started by NotRalph, 24th January 2005 03:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2005, 24th, answer, easy, illuminates, informed, is;, january, nod, question, quiz, rod, story, subject, woodworking

Replies: 25
Views: 2,949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 11:55 AM; by Termite

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Moral

Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 07:15 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Prepsol or the like

Started by TheDad, 6th January 2005 12:33 AM

1974, ambulance, clean, colour, discussions, dodge, edges, eperience, faster, gaz, grease, gunna, guys, introduced, metho, oil, past, prepsol, project, safe, seal, shmbo, steel, story, straight, stuff, swear, tafe, timber, wool

Replies: 1
Views: 2,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2005 10:19 PM; by Kev Y.

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FINISHING

Perth Cup - A christmassy/new year story

Started by Pete J, 23rd December 2004 05:14 PM

bottle, bubbly, christmas, christmassy or new, coming, complaint, cup, field, front, guide, hampered, head, horse, immediately, jockey, line, managed, merry, perth, pudding, race, run, skill, stewards, story, struck, succeeded, unsurprisingly, upheld, year

Replies: 2
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:03 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

A Horrible Death

Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 12:04 PM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, death, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, live, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 12:04 PM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

The same story everytime!

Started by gatiep, 6th November 2004 02:54 AM

annoyed, answered, archives, enjoy, everytime, heaps, hope, jokes, overloaded, question, search, story, time, weekend, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2004 02:54 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

water proofing turned jobs?

Started by TimberNut, 15th October 2004 12:46 PM

apply, bottom, buy, coating, coffee, concern, finish, glass, guys, hands, ideas, jobs, mouth, mugs, people, poison, pool, proofing, serious, spread, story, streak, timber, time, turned, user, vase, vases, water, wooden

Replies: 1
Views: 2,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2004 11:47 AM; by rsser

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FINISHING

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 12 Oct 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 12th October 2004 09:49 PM

1035, based, building, charge, completed, distance, elevation, evening, friends, level.now, oct, quiz, respectfully, sea, story, top, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:44 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Real estate agent again

Started by Wongo, 6th October 2004 02:32 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

agent, alternative, brave, buyers, dishonest, estate, experiment, family, greedy, house, knowing, live, mad, managed, mice, morally, move, night, personally, real, reckon, regret, scientific, scientist, sell, sleeping, stop, story, trust, wrong

Replies: 67
Views: 13,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2004 09:55 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poly Ticks - Many blood sucking parasites

Started by LineLefty, 5th October 2004 06:51 PM

blood, building, deck, fret, hells, kid, kuranda, mick, parasites, poly, story, sucking, ticks, trade

Replies: 9
Views: 2,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2004 03:48 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Fine Litreatchure

Started by Christopha, 28th September 2004 05:12 PM

add, anuudrian, bimbo, camomile, carl, congress, earth, english, fine, fusion, harris, laurie, lithium, litreatchure, orbit, paragraph, partner, person, president, read, rebecca, ships, skylon, story, students, tea, treaty, woman, writing, written

Replies: 9
Views: 2,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2004 10:52 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Free Sex!!!

Started by Christopha, 27th September 2004 07:03 PM

close, correct, driving, fill-up, footy, free, game, gavin, guess, guessed, hell, increase, mate, missus, owner, petrol, player, proprietor, pulled, replied, rigged, sales, sex, sign, station, story, time, trevor, week, won

Replies: 0
Views: 4,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2004 07:03 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Which Book

Started by Geoff Dean, 22nd September 2004 11:27 AM

$29.99, artist, basically, bill, book, buy, catastrophe, clinton, ditto, forbidden, forced, gifts, hilary, hours, jack, life, love, monica, oooh, read, remembers, rest, return, rose, seamen, story, subsequent, surrenders, titanic, vessel

Replies: 1
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2004 11:14 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

Vanilla ice cream = car problems

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:18 PM

answer, arranged, buy, car, chocolate, cream, dinner, drive, engine, engineer, family, fine, flavor, flavors, ice, lock, matter, moral, night, pontiac, problems, question, sorts, start, started, store, story, time, vanilla, vapor

Replies: 0
Views: 2,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:18 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Ceiling Rose

Started by Iain, 16th August 2004 11:56 AM

adhesive, adhesives, bit, bite, brutes, ceiling, clue, cornice, faith, job, rose, roses, size, story, stuff, swanned, swmbo, time

Replies: 8
Views: 2,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2004 08:13 PM; by outback

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PLASTERING

Lizard story.........

Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM

agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 03:04 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Naughty Words

Started by Dendot, 9th August 2004 06:18 PM

bad, close, ear, girl, harse, headmaster, language, laugh-, leant, magazine, naughty, read, story, u.k, whispered, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2004 06:18 PM; by Dendot

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JOKES

Sad story

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:37 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, building, buster, carrying, carton, dead, door, falls, guys, husband, instantly, killed, lady, macca, missus, muz, muzzas, muzza`s, project, rise, sad, story, takes, told, unbelievable, wanna, widow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 10:46 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

The brass rat

Started by Bob Willson, 23rd July 2004 05:08 PM

$10, ah-ha, awhile, brass, brought, chose, counter, curio, decided, drowned, lawyers, left, nope, noticing, proprietor, rat, rats, returned, shopping, shortly, started, store, story, street, walk, walked, walking, water, wharf

Replies: 1
Views: 1,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:06 PM; by Gumby

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JOKES

Corporate Lessons

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:11 PM

129, bob, branch, clerk, corporate, crow, day, door, driving, dung, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, looked, lunch, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 01:11 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Bunnings!

Started by Shane Watson, 5th July 2004 09:55 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2004 11:45 PM; by Ian007

Forum:
JOKES

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