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Power for dummies

Started by Programmer, 22nd July 2006 05:56 PM

alumminium, anal, box, called, dangerous, dummies, elec, fancy, fried, grab, guys, house, involved, ladder, mucking, nup, paint, painting, point/physically, power, protection, provider, required, sitting, sparky, talking, timber, v/old, water, wire/feed

Replies: 11
Views: 2,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 02:01 PM; by floobyduster

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Do I have a fire door?

Started by Theremin, 30th July 2006 09:26 PM

50-60kg, bugger, describe, door, doors, figure, fire, garage, house, hume, internal, markings, move, normal, previous, renovations, sell, sitting, sort, steel, sticker, weighs, white

Replies: 5
Views: 2,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2006 11:31 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

THIS OLD HOUSE magazines and Tapes

Started by seriph1, 19th July 2006 08:39 AM

anytime, apparently, brace, complete, cured, desire, dozen, fine, happy, house, issues, lifting, magazines, mate, neck, operation, redgum, repeated, rigid, seasons, sitting, slabs, sleep, steve, successful, tapes, toh, vhs, wearing, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:39 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Spa in hob has movement

Started by Carlos, 16th July 2006 10:50 PM

adhesive, bead, betwen, cement, guys, hair, held, hob, hope, mortar, movement, plastering, question, rim, rip, secure, set, sheets, silicon, siliconed, sitting, spa, spa/hob, spas, spas-hob, steped, thinking, tiles, time, type

Replies: 1
Views: 1,780

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2006 11:47 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Scottish wedding

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th June 2006 05:57 PM

approvingly, archie, bought, braw, continues, discussing, enquires, exclaims, forthcoming, grand, havens, imagine, jock, jocks, kilt, married, nods, och, pub, pure, reception, rings, scots, scottish, shell, sitting, smart, tartan, wedding, white

Replies: 1
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 12:57 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

My inbox is full of em...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:09 AM

belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, guess, head, hear, inbox, incredible, married, mind, neighbour, passed, relative, seat, shakes, sits, sitting, sporting, supposed, terrible, tickets, wife, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:50 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Caring Women

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2006 11:22 AM

amazement, arms, beach.he, blanket, caring, ear, fellow, hug, kiss, legs, looked, past, poor, screwed, sitting, smiled, tide, walked, walking, whispered, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2006 11:22 AM; by Jack Plane

Forum:
JOKES

Wood Delivery

Started by havenoideaatall, 12th May 2006 10:46 AM

baby, burning, chief, cutting, delivery, door, exercise, frankly, home, intend, involve, monthly, night, people, piece, planning, redgum, shed, sitting, sizes, sizing, split, splitted, supplied, trees, wood, woodburner

Replies: 6
Views: 2,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2006 09:36 PM; by Toymaker Len

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Corporate Lessons

Started by fred.n, 14th May 2006 11:08 AM

$800, 129, bob, bull, corporate, crow, day, door, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2006 11:08 AM; by fred.n

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A few words on two antivirus programs...

Started by MathewA, 29th April 2006 10:41 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

antivirus, attack, attacks, avg, date, drwatson, due, expires, immediately, laptop, leaves, machine, machines, missed, mode, nortons, picked, programs, rate, renewing, replicating, safe, sitting, subscription, trojan, unbelievable, variant, virus, words, wrong

Replies: 41
Views: 4,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2006 11:38 PM; by Toolin Around

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

American Lawyers

Started by Ashore, 6th May 2006 09:39 PM

affect, alive, american, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, check, court, courts, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, lawyers, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, sitting, son, taking, terminated, time, voodoo, witness, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:32 PM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

Mirrors in the Garden

Started by mic-d, 5th May 2006 03:31 PM

1500-1100, 6mm, biggest, cheers, effort, garden, install, leahcim, mirrors, observations, sitting, wondering, worth

Replies: 9
Views: 3,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 04:31 PM; by Markw

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

restumping- need to remove chimney?

Started by delia, 28th April 2006 03:57 PM

100mm, 400mm, absolutely, bearers, bought, building, centre, chimney, concrete, delia, floor, floorboards, ground, heritage, house, improve, joists, keys, middle, overlay, raise, raising, remove, rest, restumping, restumping-, section, sitting, ventilation, week

Replies: 5
Views: 4,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2006 03:08 PM; by delia

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

'Nuther Easter Bunny Joke

Started by Eddie Jones, 28th April 2006 03:04 PM

2bloo@octa4.net.authe, australia, bunny, cheers, doont, easter, from2bloo@octa4.net.au, joke, lady, nuther, refrigerator, replied, shelves, sitting, top, underhumpty, westing, westinghouse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 03:04 PM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
JOKES

New Rear Deck

Started by Gumby, 22nd April 2006 02:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bacon, blonde, bottom, brunette, deck, eggs, extend, finish, fussy, nice, oil, paint, pic, pics, project, rails, rear, reason, red, roasts, roof, sitting, spa, sunday, time, top, view, webber, week, woodwork

Replies: 17
Views: 3,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2006 06:09 PM; by jow104

Forum:
DECKING

Howard's Way

Started by Bob Willson, 21st April 2006 03:35 PM

300, billions, chaps, children, dfat, happy, hell, howard, kirribilli, letter, looked, meet, million, nationals, pay, price, pro, quick, quid, reminiscent, selling, sitting, sums, thinking, tiny, told, untoward, wheat, willy-nilly, written

Replies: 3
Views: 1,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2006 07:04 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

unwanted visitor

Started by journeyman Mick, 19th March 2006 06:48 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

1kl, afternoon, arrival, borrowed, buggers, cleaned, empty, extension, fill, fire, found, front, hope, larry, loose, mick, objects, prepare, quickly;, shed, sitting, tanks, tidy, truck, unwanted, verandah, visitor, water, yard, yeaterday

Replies: 90
Views: 11,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 04:02 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Try this out!

Started by echnidna, 4th April 2006 09:43 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

air, change, circles, clockwise, desk, direction, draw, floor, foot, hand, lift, sitting

Replies: 17
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 12:48 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Steps from deck onto pavers.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 30th March 2006 08:37 PM

advise, approach, bolt, coming, completed, construct, deck, established, finished, foot, ground, guy, height, install, levels, pavers, paving, rubber, sitting, sort, steps, thick, thinking, top, unsure, week

Replies: 7
Views: 4,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2006 11:33 AM; by JDub

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

"Strait-line" laser level

Started by Eddie Jones, 29th March 2006 05:19 PM

appreciated, assuming, computer, consign, corners, degrees, eddie, floor, greatly, half, horizontal, laser, level, line, managed, mouse, moves, murray, paper, projects, rotated, rotation, sitting, size, smart, strait-line, straitline, toy, vertical, wall

Replies: 5
Views: 6,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 08:58 PM; by woodbe

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Sneezes

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 09:53 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 12:36 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
JOKES

Rant from a workplace counsellor

Started by Clinton1, 16th March 2006 11:16 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

attended, australian, basically, bitching, common, counsellor, creature, culture, degress, denominator, feel, heard, jana, moaning, moment, people, pittman, rant, recently, role, sitting, start, stuff, support, taking, uni, university, validation, weakness, workplace

Replies: 77
Views: 8,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2006 09:40 AM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

how many can you count

Started by goat, 10th March 2006 04:28 PM

acted, answer, bottom, call, called, count, day, education, embarassed, fellow, finally, front, heard, hundred, lady, looked, position, positions, professor, replied, row, sat, shy, sir, sitting, spoken, top, unusual, voice, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 04:28 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Miss Beatrice, the church organist.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th February 2006 03:23 PM

ago, beatrice, bowl, church, directions, disease, flu, found, ground, invited, miss, months, organ, organist, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, returned, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 2
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 05:21 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

How to Recruit the Right Person for the Job

Started by oges, 15th February 2006 08:49 AM

brick, bricks, bricks;, broken, combinations, congratulate, day;, human, idle;, job, left, management, marketing, moved;, operations, other;, person, pieces;, planning, recruit, resources, security, senior, single, sitting, sleeping;, staring, strategic, talking, window;

Replies: 4
Views: 1,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 04:16 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

How to recruit.

Started by bennylaird, 3rd February 2006 10:25 AM

brick, bricks, combinations, congratulate, day, door, engineering, human, idle, left, management, marketing, messed, moved, operations, planning, reception, recruit, resources, sales, send, single, sitting, sleeping, staring, strategic, talking, throwing, top, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2006 10:25 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Deck on Slab

Started by Garves, 31st January 2006 12:37 PM

30mm, advice, aginst, appreciated, build, deck, distance, existing, friend, issue, joists, keeping, lay, maintaned, mimimum, mine, minimum, pete, sitting, slab, suggested, termi-mesh, timber, top, underside, water

Replies: 4
Views: 4,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:52 AM; by ozwinner

Forum:
DECKING

Shopping trolleys

Started by Gumby, 30th January 2006 07:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bay, buggered, bunnings, car, goodies, iun, lazy, leaves, mad, middle, park, people, person, pissed, pricks, reckon, sad, safeway, selfish, shopping, sitting, society, space, statement, store, takes, taking, trolley, trolleys, unloads

Replies: 15
Views: 2,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2006 10:38 PM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Now THAT is love

Started by Breslauer, 26th January 2006 01:00 AM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, love, machine, mad, plug, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 01:30 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
JOKES

some random musings

Started by Zed, 19th January 2006 08:40 AM

60s, allah, armed, australia, bet, birds, buddha, cancer, children, decended, eachother, ethical, execute, god, indian, jupiter, laughing, musings, myna, planets, random, similar, sitting, society, sos, suches, thalidamide, treatment, vishnu, yahwe

Replies: 11
Views: 1,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:29 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Drilling into concrete stumps - ok?

Started by djhaslett, 22nd January 2006 08:40 AM

bits, boards, concrete, couple, darren, drill, drilling, fix, fixing, gday, holes, house, ideas, nail, no-no, plinth, post, screws, section, sitting, stumps, told, weatherboard

Replies: 8
Views: 6,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 10:33 AM; by Exador

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Do Flies have mates.

Started by echnidna, 9th January 2006 10:11 PM

animals, ant, ants, attacked, birds, carried, cuppa, dead, deady, fell, flew, flies, fliy, ground, hole, immediately, insect, line, looked, mates, mating, pairs, sitting, specialist, swatting, time

Replies: 10
Views: 2,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 06:50 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Disguising woodworm

Started by L15a, 28th December 2005 04:54 AM

120, appearance, beams, beauty, channels, cleaning, disappear, disguise, disguising, doesn’t, dust, highlighted, hole, i’d, i’m, i’ve, ideas, lisa, noticeable, odd, renovating, salon, sitting, spirit, started, suggestions, that’s, white, woodworm, worth

Replies: 12
Views: 4,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 03:09 PM; by 8ball

Forum:
FINISHING

Bummer week

Started by Iain, 10th December 2005 07:38 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accounts, ago, art, bastard, belly, bugger, bummer, classical, company, couple, crown, dropping, grand, happen, k$$$$$$$$, live, lot, love, morals, night, owing, phoned, purcell, rant, settled, sitting, sons, stuffed, week, xmas

Replies: 41
Views: 4,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 06:48 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

sub floor ventilation

Started by magnet 12, 13th December 2005 10:13 PM

230x150mm, air, approx, blocks, brick, bricks, create, damp, dampcourse, double, ecofan, fan, floor, house, house.the, insert, instal, job, layer, neat, remove, removing, sandstone, sitting, stage, suggestions, thick, top, ventilation

Replies: 2
Views: 2,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 08:10 AM; by johnc

Forum:
FLOORING

For Tikki.......

Started by Christopha, 22nd November 2005 05:28 PM

beer.eek, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug, pull, sitting, threw, tikki, unplugged, vegetative, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 06:57 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 10:00 AM

alcohol, bar, bare, chardonnay, dance, drunk, eliminates, employees, friends, hoped, ideas, job, life, lot, lunch, makes, negotiations, party, profitable, reasons, relax, send, served, sitting, truck, work, |@@|@@|@, |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^, ||__|__|___|, |||

Replies: 1
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 10:14 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Living will

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug.d, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM; by normell

Forum:
JOKES

Disorder in the Court

Started by Barry_White, 13th November 2005 09:25 AM

alive, appearance, attorney, autopsy, blood, brain, breathing, check, court, death, deposition, desk, disorder, doctor, dress, jar, law, marriage, morning, notice, patient, performed, practicing, pressure, pulse, pursuant, sitting, susan, terminated, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 10:11 PM; by boban

Forum:
JOKES

Outside school benches

Started by dan_tom, 3rd November 2005 07:04 PM

aussie, based, benches, cheers, chewing, dan, downstairs, finish, gloss, gum, hardwood, job, jumping, kids, mullumbimby, oil, oils, option, pack, school, sitting, sticking, stuff, teacher, tougher, type, varnish, water, waxes, woodworks

Replies: 8
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 10:37 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
FINISHING

This is not a joke about Zed

Started by outback, 27th October 2005 10:41 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, dude, explains, faaaaarrrrk, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, river, sits, sitting, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:04 PM; by rick_rine

Forum:
JOKES

The Drunk

Started by Bluegum, 13th October 2005 03:01 PM

bar, biggest, biker, bikers, boy, buddies, corner, drink, drop, drunk, drunken, eyes, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, hat, home, house, leans, mad, month, shoulders, sits, sitting, square, stands, starting, table, takes, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 03:01 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

I got fur all over my arm

Started by Daddles, 21st September 2005 09:00 PM

appears, arm, boats, call, cat, daubing, dinner, earlier, epoxy, evening, exciting, forearm, fur, furry, lap, layer, leant, moult, muck, nearing, noticed, purrrrr, richard, running, sitting, started, summer, tuna, underside, yup

Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 09:00 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why am I so tired???

Started by Kev Y., 1st September 2005 02:31 PM

0.5, 1.5, computer, employed, federal, finding, forces, government, governments, hospitals, jokes, leaves, leaving, local, million, nice, people, preoccupied, prisons, reading, real, sitting, terrorists, time, tired, total

Replies: 8
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2005 01:19 PM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

Canadian Kiwi joke

Started by Trav, 15th August 2005 06:12 PM

animals, australian, bar, barman, bartender, bloke, boys, canada, canadian, drive, expecting, grins, guy, hick, joke, kiwi, kiwis, mount, shandy, sitting, taxi, taxidermist, tixi, tixidermist, visitor, walks, yells, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 06:12 PM; by Trav

Forum:
JOKES

Decoupage (and other) 'cheat'?

Started by trcol2, 2nd August 2005 05:09 AM

bests, cheat, decoupage, diy, dust, environment, finish, finishing, free, head, helpful, ideas, layer, marquetry, necessarily, orignals, piece, project, remember, resin, sitting, smart, stuff, suppliers, thinking, usual, whirl, wipe, wondered, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2005 12:21 PM; by scooter

Forum:
FINISHING

Extending a concrete slab

Started by princhester, 24th July 2005 12:09 AM

300mm, bigger, clayey, concrete, drill, existing, extending, extension, forms, hard, held, hmmm, horizontally, ideas, joining, landscaper, naturally, original, realised, reo, sitting, slab, slabs, slightly, strongly, suppose, tank, tightly, water, watertank

Replies: 8
Views: 14,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2005 08:49 PM; by princhester

Forum:
CONCRETING

The Squeeze

Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM

bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:38 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

School Days

Started by Ashore, 24th June 2005 12:55 AM

alive, attention, boy, call, class, crotch, days, desk, embarrassed, hanging, investigate, life, mom, noon, noticed, paying, penis, phone, pick, school, screamed, seriously;, shed, sitting, squirming, stick, teacher, till, told, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 12:55 AM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

0-100 what....

Started by Iain, 21st June 2005 12:29 PM

0-100, 100, 2seconds, answers, attached, bar, bloke, blokes, bought, car, cars, fastest, ferrari, guess, nice, picture, porsche, read, red, sitting, talking, wife, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2005 03:14 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

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