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Hearing problems

Started by Groggy, 5th January 2006 12:25 PM

appointment, becky, chicken, dining, dinner, doctor, door, feared, feet, gentleman, goodness, hearing, honey, jack, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, problems, repeats, replies, response, sake, simple, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 12:06 AM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Leaky Problem

Started by Wood Butcher, 2nd January 2006 09:36 AM

bandages, bloke, bloody, day, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, drip, dripping, fella, graft, hell, leaky, loking, nose, penis, problem, procedure, replies, skin, snnniiiiiiiifffffff, starting, stops, sudden, surgery, tells, wait, weeks, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 2,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2006 09:36 AM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

Goodbye for a while

Started by Blackers, 19th December 2005 10:23 AM

8th, april, bbq, century, christmas, decided, digits, enabled, goodbye, helped, intact, january, march, melbourne, merry, mine, months, moving, permanently, perth, posts, replies, supplied, sydney, ultimate, upto, whitty, wisdom, wonderful, year.mad

Replies: 9
Views: 1,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2005 02:54 AM; by rodm

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

wheelie bin

Started by rick_rine, 24th November 2005 09:50 PM

bin, collector, foriegner, gaol, garbage, heard, holidays, o.k, oldie, primary, replies, school, wheelie

Replies: 4
Views: 1,929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2005 12:30 PM; by corbs

Forum:
JOKES

Sensitivity...

Started by AlexS, 28th November 2005 02:28 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, bluey, body, bruce, building, carrying, dead, door, fosters, guys, high-rise, husband, instantly, killed, lady, pretty, project, replies, sensitive, sensitivity, steve, steves, told, unbelievable, widow, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 07:13 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

paddy and mick

Started by doug the slug, 19th November 2005 12:13 AM

#####, analyse, blood, bout, bridget, bring, covered, damage, doctor, fighting, growing, happened, home, jar, kidney, kidneys, mick, micks, paddy, pss, replied, replies, savage, severe, specimen, test, told, truce, violence, whyu

Replies: 0
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2005 12:13 AM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Lost in translation.

Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM

angrily, arrived, audi, breaking, busy, call, car, checkpoint, englishmen, fiat, guys, idiot, illegal, intelligence, law, lost, means, murphy, officer, paddy, people, quattro, replies, responds, speak, stops, supervisor, tells, translation, uno

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 12:44 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Access door for under the house

Started by Tiger, 29th September 2005 09:36 AM

access, build, dear, door, house, job, looked, planning, plans, properly, ready, replies, simple, space

Replies: 8
Views: 8,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 01:04 AM; by Arron

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

The (un)fairer sex.......

Started by Iain, 29th September 2005 07:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, argument, attracted, beautiful, bible, business, coffee, cover, day, god, husband, mans, marriage, morning, paper, replied, replies, seminar, sex, silent, stupid, tom, treatment, understand, unfairer, wait, wake, wife, wifes, women

Replies: 15
Views: 3,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 04:02 PM; by Stu in Tokyo

Forum:
JOKES

how old am I?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th September 2005 12:57 PM

amazed, blurts, bra, clerk, completes, counter, couple, curiosity, empty, finally, girl, hands, home, incredible, line, mad, mcdonalds, minutes, nope, promise, question, replies, responds, silence, squeeze, stops, street, wait, waiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2005 12:57 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

Started by Wood Borer, 14th September 2005 12:44 PM

alive, automatically, beat, breasts, bum, day, deal, fetch, front, grow, husband, larger, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, physical, piece, replies, rubbing, stand, stop, stupid, suggestion, telling, therapy, toilet, uncharacteristically, walk

Replies: 3
Views: 1,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 06:22 AM; by Stu in Tokyo

Forum:
JOKES

Proper mortar mix?

Started by Tiger, 8th September 2005 03:01 PM

apply, bothered, bunnies, close, crack, cracked, cracks, dear, effective, equipment, experiencemad, front, gap, gaps, garage, ground, house, leaving, mix, mortar, note, placesconfused, premixed, project, proper, question, replies, tin, understand, woodworking

Replies: 10
Views: 4,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 09:30 PM; by soundman

Forum:
CONCRETING

High and mighty neighbours!!

Started by Tiger, 1st September 2005 03:48 PM

200, 300, advance, bad, blocks, bricks/blocks, btw, coming, concrete, considered, experience, high, mighty, mine, move, neighbour, neighbours, overlooking, property, questioned, rammed, replies, similar, simple, soil, solution, starting, stop, surveyors, weaken

Replies: 14
Views: 3,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 01:32 PM; by TEEJAY

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

A collection of truly awful one-liners

Started by jshaw, 29th August 2005 03:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

awful, bar, barman, check, collection, cross-eyed, day, dog, dogs, dolly, examines, eyes, finally, fish, green, heavy, lying, meat, morning, oneliners, picks, positive, replies, rottweiler, serve, takes, teeth, vet, walk, walks

Replies: 20
Views: 10,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 12:34 PM; by gazaly

Forum:
JOKES

The mind is an awsome thing

Started by Kev Y., 30th August 2005 02:42 PM

awsome, bathroom, bed, bedroom, boy, headache, headaches, home, husband, hypnotist, jumps, love, makes, mind, minutes, mirror, move, passionate, remember, replies, round, shes, sits, standing, tells, thing, time, wife, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2005 11:27 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

pasting advice

Started by Zed, 29th August 2005 10:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, assume, direct, edumacate, feeeeeeel, flatface, greenie, grunt-man, jpeg, morally, obliged, paste, pasting, posts, reason, red, replies, rolleyes, thread

Replies: 19
Views: 2,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 08:43 PM; by outback

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bamboo Flooring

Started by Stu, 3rd July 2005 04:39 PM

advance, bamboo, cheers, concrete, curious, endmatched-, experience, flooring, glued, hard, lay, prefinished, replies, stood, straight, stuff, test, time

Replies: 5
Views: 4,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 02:40 AM; by corbs

Forum:
FLOORING

Finishing

Started by Kris.Parker1, 7th August 2005 07:00 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2005 05:26 PM; by Dusty

Forum:
FINISHING

The Redhead

Started by Geoff Dean, 20th June 2005 02:35 PM

amazed, breakfast, catch, cooks, deepest, dinner, dreams, drinks, eye, guy, happened, incredible, laugh, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, redhead, replies, shares, stay, talk, time, trimmings, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2005 11:28 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

decking oil question

Started by bill56, 16th June 2005 10:50 PM

ago, computer, convinced, decision, deck, decking, earlier, experiences, fan, finished, front, garden, handles, house, illiterate, lanotec, oil, oils, post, putting, question, renovating, replies, rust, stains, stick, tools, weeks, wooden, workshop

Replies: 2
Views: 2,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 03:57 PM; by Theremin

Forum:
DECKING

Girls from Moe You have to be from Victoria

Started by Phil Spencer, 31st May 2005 05:03 PM

.thats, arrive, bleeding, car, centrelink, crash, easy, girl, girls, individually, involved, mate, medic, moe, nasty, officer, paramedic, paramedics, perturbed, questions, replies, sharon, shout, site, speak, surnames, trapped, victoria, waayne, wayne

Replies: 5
Views: 5,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 11:51 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Gyprock lining for garage

Started by haph, 25th May 2005 01:16 PM

6-7cm, brackets, close, covering, cut, directly, door, edges, fibro, fixed, garage, gyprock, haph, lining, lintel, nicer, option, overhead, putting, questions, rail, rails, replies, roller, screws, strong, support, timber, touching, weight

Replies: 9
Views: 4,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2005 10:48 AM; by haph

Forum:
PLASTERING

The Old Fellows

Started by OtakiriLad, 21st May 2005 10:01 PM

80+, ago, erection, fellows, friend, girl, girls, guys, park, pretty, replies, sitting, watching

Replies: 3
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 12:36 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

The blind man

Started by Iain, 16th May 2005 09:17 AM

arrives, blind, bus, children, crazy, decide, driving, fit, husband, irritated, joins, kids, man, minutes, overloaded, piece, replies, riding, rubber, shut, sidewalk, sound, stick, stop, taps, ticking, waiting, walk, wife, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2005 09:17 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

kiwi male?

Started by goat, 5th May 2005 09:49 PM

arm, bed, bedroom, headache, kiwi, lying, male, pig, reading, replies, sex, sheep, talking, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 09:49 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Re-stumping

Started by banditnlouie, 25th April 2005 02:56 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2005 06:24 PM; by banditnlouie

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

A Record?

Started by Peter R, 18th April 2005 08:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

armpit, confused, curious, cuts, days, determined.d, free, ignore, lack, peter, rats, record, replies, rolleyes, stated, talking, views

Replies: 24
Views: 2,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 12:01 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oldy but a Woody

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:40 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, oldy, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, woody

Replies: 0
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:40 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

With reservations......

Started by Iain, 18th March 2005 08:04 AM

afraid, attracted, beast, beautiful, cash, casket, charge, charles, coffee, day, died, father, friend, god, husband, inherit, money, remote, replied, replies, reservations, sitting, stupid, undertakers, wait, wife, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:49 AM; by beejay1

Forum:
JOKES

young love

Started by goat, 14th March 2005 08:17 AM

adorable, answer, anymore, bigger, bucks, cutest, figured, fine, hand, jenny, jennys, johnny, live, love, lucky, marriage, mine, moment, month, question, replies, shocked, shoulders, shrugs, smith, taking, thinking, time, week, young

Replies: 0
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2005 08:17 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Ma & Pa.

Started by gatiep, 3rd March 2005 01:46 AM

beard, cracks, fiddling, fix, git, head, hole, hollers, hurts, kitchen, mosies, nuthin, outhouse, proceeds, pull, replies, seat, starts, stick, stickin, sticks, stuck, toilet, wrong, yelling, yells, yur

Replies: 0
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 01:46 AM; by gatiep

Forum:
JOKES

Two jokes

Started by Harry72, 28th February 2005 10:26 PM

ago, arm, attached, birthday, black, body, built, condom, crackers, dating, daughter, efficient, fellow, finger, hair, hand, head, husband, jokes, lost, mourning, night, panties, patient, recovered, replies, sherry, suit, surgeon, surgeons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 10:26 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

The Nurse..........

Started by Iain, 17th February 2005 09:32 AM

announced, appears, auxiliary, bed, bedclothes, black, embarrassed, hands, longstanding, mask, moved, mumbles, nurse, oxygen, pajama, pajamas, penis, pulled, replaced, replies, results, sister, sponge, test, testicles, trousers, undaunted, wash, whipped, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:32 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Making bunk beds

Started by tinsmith2, 14th January 2005 10:29 AM

90degree, baby, bed, beds, bunk, cradle, house, ideal, ideas, info, job, klepet, lot, lower, making, plans, problem??confused, project, replies, rocking, seperate, shaped, site, solutions, space, thou, upper, use.there

Replies: 4
Views: 5,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2005 11:08 PM; by forunna

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

A man named Bob.......

Started by gatiep, 5th February 2005 02:13 AM

1967, belongs, bob, close, empty, field, free, friend, funeral, game, guy, incredible, inquires, man, married, mind, named, passed, receives, relative, replies, rows, sad, seat, sitting, stadium, superbowl, supposed, ticket, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 02:13 AM; by gatiep

Forum:
JOKES

What's for Dinner Dad?

Started by silentC, 21st January 2005 04:15 PM

asrehole, boy, brings, calls, clean, dad, daughter, decides, deer, dinner, eat, eaters, eating, f%@king, fussy, hint, home, hunter, jimmy, kids, kills, meat, mother, replies, screams, serve, start

Replies: 1
Views: 1,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 04:26 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Letters to Santa - & replies

Started by AlexS, 16th December 2004 01:59 PM

ass, asses, billy, carrots, cocktail, dear, door, francis, house, jessica, left, letters, live, love, marky, milk, nice, replies, santa, sarah, silly, space, squeezing, susan, teddy, thomas, time, timmy, toys, waitresses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 02:04 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Stainless steel splashback

Started by Para, 15th July 2003 07:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

charge, cheers, cut, decent, diy-ers, exists, found, glass, install, kitchen, painted, para, people, reads, rendered, replies, splash, splashback, splashbacks, stainless, steel, stick, tad, tile, tiled/splash-backed, tiles, told, uneven, wall, walls

Replies: 20
Views: 32,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 01:50 PM; by suchislife

Forum:
KITCHENS

anyone from mildura

Started by john ashcroft, 7th November 2004 02:06 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alot, ashcroft, email, family, forum, gratefull, housing, ieweather, john, mildura, mildura.aus, moving, replies, schools, shopping, son, u.k

Replies: 16
Views: 4,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2004 02:28 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Thread changes?

Started by oges, 19th November 2004 05:46 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2004 01:12 AM; by PaulS

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

A dog named Woodturner

Started by lyctus, 8th November 2004 12:16 AM

bar, barman, beer, bloke, burning, call, dog, dogs, drinker, fire, fireplace, floor, gunna, hot, laying, log, mate, metal, named, ordinary, poker, poor, pretty, red, replies, rod, shivering, town, ute, woodturner

Replies: 5
Views: 4,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 11:37 AM; by qyn

Forum:
JOKES

Building Permits

Started by Sparky123, 5th November 2004 12:09 AM

advice, answers, ballpark, board, building, council, couple, depends, drawn, easy, external, feel, free, home, local, money, names, permits, pete, plans, post, promise, question, renovation, replies, spend, summary, tia, time, walls

Replies: 1
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2004 07:35 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Aaah So.

Started by Iain, 22nd October 2004 06:45 PM

aaah, anyting, bed, beef, blackbean, chinese, climbs, eagerly, eventually, firs, husband, jus, married, naked, night, numma, patiently, puzzled, queries, replies, request, sauce, sheets, silence, thoughtful, time, tone, undresses, waits, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2004 06:45 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Another Blondie

Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:24 PM

australia, blonde, blondes, blondie, hellooooo, london, moon, replies

Replies: 11
Views: 2,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 04:27 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

Could you give me a push please?

Started by Bob Willson, 14th October 2004 03:09 PM

answer, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, husband, husband.over, morning, oclock, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, returns, slams, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 03:09 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Tit joke..... BEWARE!!!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 03:58 PM

alley, annoyed, beware, bite, biting, block, blouse, breasts, burying, caressing, costs, dark, fondling, gonna, joke, jumps, kissing, nah, nuts, perfect, replies, reveal, runs, starts, takes, tit, walking, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 04:51 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

I don't get it???

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:34 PM

age, car, confused, cop, couple, eighteen, eleven, happening, interior, knitting, lane, light, lovers, lowers, magazine, minutes, night, obscene, obvious, reading, replies, shell, shes, shrugs, sweater, totally, twenty-five, watch, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2004 02:30 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Safe Sex

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:52 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2004 06:40 PM; by bigAl

Forum:
JOKES

Olympic Condoms

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:47 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:47 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Paddy & Mick

Started by gemi_babe, 16th September 2004 12:05 PM

27a, bleedin, breaks, bus, depot, disbelief, door, eventually, hands, head, heck, hell, holding, home, idiot, mick, move, night, paddy, replies, rest, roundabout, running, shouts, staggering, steal, sticks, walk, walking, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 03:45 AM; by stevephillips

Forum:
JOKES

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