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Bull, cows and 'eifers

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd November 2007 07:09 PM

answered, arrived, bull, bus, called, chooks, cows, ducks, eifers, farm, farmer, home, john, meant, mum, munruben, repeated, school, shaken, shocked, told, wallen, wallens

Replies: 2
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 01:24 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Night out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 10:57 AM

agrees, allan, attracted, barry, blonde, cheese, dying, effect, hate, hope, john, liver, mine, night, sentence, spot, time, won, words, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 07:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Firewoodie's joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM

birthday, cocaine, cops, curse, cut, dying, firewood, firewoodie, gras, happy, hey, hiding, hope, house, inside, john, joke, maaaaaaate, munruben, phone, police, return, rings, station, time, warrandyte, wood, woodheap, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 3,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Car number plate

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2007 09:40 AM

allan, applied, branch, car, changed, deed, dying, expensive, found, hope, john, motor, msw472, munruben, number, office, personalised, plate, poll, registration, terribly, time, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:41 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Why did the,,,

Started by pawnhead, 18th November 2007 07:48 PM

allan, barry, john, joke, mankind;, stalest, taking, teller, title

Replies: 2
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 09:36 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Solomon's wisdom

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th November 2007 09:13 AM

allan, bribe, chambers, cheque, decide, faced, handed, john, judge, lawyer, lawyers, merits, opposing, pocket, pulled, reached, received, returning, seat, solomon, solomons, squirmed, taking, uncomfortably, wisdom

Replies: 4
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:40 PM; by bsrlee

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JOKES

Scientific study at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th November 2007 10:32 AM

allan, attend, attendance, compare, convention, developments, dying, extreme, heat, hope, international, invited, john, leading, munruben, night, overcome, planned, replied, ridicule, science, scientific, ship, simple, space, study, sun, time, travel, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:32 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

John's computer table

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 10:21 PM

allan, arm, computer, decided, developed, dying, finger, hammering, head, headache, hope, john, johns, mend, nail.2tsup, nails, noise, putting, solved, table, time, whilst, worried, wrist

Replies: 2
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 09:32 AM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Lobster story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 09:47 AM

allan, arrived, cafe, claw, dying, expect, fight, hope, john, lobster, lost, missing, munruben, replied, special, story, time, waiter, winner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 09:57 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Free Krispy Kreme after election day!!

Started by pawnhead, 8th November 2007 01:40 PM

21%, 62%, coin, cough, day, donation, donuts, election, free, gold, http://www.krispykreme, john, kev07s, kreme, krispy, mmmmm, original, poll, pretty, print, ratbag, register, sallies, sprinkles, suppose

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 01:40 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Now opening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:39 PM

airfield, allan, battered, bruised, bystander, decided, dying, ground, happened, hope, john, jumped, landing, lesson, munruben, opening, parachute, plane, replied, sunday, time, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 10:00 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Emerald storm

Started by nine fingers, 31st October 2007 11:47 AM

emerald, gather, john, loose, opportunity, read, storm, survived, timber, vern, w2tsup

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 11:47 AM; by nine fingers

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Wind Blown Forumites

Started by wheelinround, 30th October 2007 09:37 AM

avary/birds, blown, damage, forumite, forumites, heard, hope, john, loss, munruben/john, normal, qlds, recent, recently, repaired, storms, suffered, ute, wind

Replies: 5
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 04:47 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

UBeaut BB is more than just woodwork to me

Started by Wood Borer, 9th June 2007 01:50 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

allowed, aspect, board, bulletin, couple, drop, efforts, envisaged, events, examples, extending, friendships, funeral, helped, hospitality, janet, john, jow, meg, neil, people, prompted, start, staying, steves, thread, ubeaut, week, wonderful, woodwork

Replies: 48
Views: 7,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 02:51 PM; by jerryc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

John Saxton??

Started by Wood Butcher, 26th October 2007 04:53 PM

contact, emails, heard, info, john, mind, pming, pms, replying, rowan, saxton, touch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 07:03 PM; by Chesand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Company Slogans

Started by Rodgera, 25th October 2007 01:14 PM

airline, answered, bears, brenda, card, company, correct, credit, difficulty, familiar, fly, friendly, giving, home, joe, john, leave, lesson, mom, skies, slogan, slogans, students, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 4,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 02:01 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Woodborer 30th wedding aniversary announcement

Started by jow104, 22nd October 2007 05:43 PM

30th, aniversary, announcement, congratulations, day, janet, john, meg, pearl, rob, wedding, woodborer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2007 05:49 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Yep i'm SHOUTING

Started by Shedhand, 16th October 2007 11:49 PM

150k, 70k, bathroom, budgeted, death, finished, gday, hell, hope, howard, invented, john, lath, look-a-likes, mates, plaster, reno, rotting, shouting, strangers, surrounded, yep, ~no

Replies: 14
Views: 2,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 02:00 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

latest from janet & john

Started by jow104, 20th October 2007 05:21 AM

crossstitch, frame, janet, john, latest, leaves, picture, sitting

Replies: 2
Views: 952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Young again

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2007 04:13 PM

allan, answered, baby, barry, bottle, chemist, chemists, cos, displayed, dying, enquired, feel, hope, john, minutes, pants, passing, restorer, shop, swig, time, told, wet, window, worried, young, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

LIVE FROM Melbourne WWW Show!

Started by Spooky, 12th October 2007 11:28 AM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

alias, answers, appreciated, assist, breezing, bunch, coming, day, display, friday, groggy, grumpy, john, krazee, live, melbourne, moderators, online, past, public, questions, running, saxton, spooky, temporary, thread, watching, www

Replies: 104
Views: 13,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 11:43 PM; by David Mitchell

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EVENTS

Marriage woes

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:16 AM

allan, consult, counsellor, day, decided, dying, guidance, hope, insistent, john, marriage, photographs, started, time, wedding, wife, woes, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2007 09:40 AM; by woodcutta

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JOKES

Deep thought by men while fishing

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th October 2007 11:48 AM

allan, anonomous, beer, continues, deep, divorce, drinking, favourite, fish, fishing, hard, john, men, months, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, spot, thought, thoughtfully, wife, women, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Sorry John

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th October 2007 09:55 AM

daughter, girl, jane, john, minister, mother, mummy, munruben, munrubens, replied, reply, school, spoke, sunday, told, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 07:43 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Greener pastures

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 11:25 PM

allan, dismay, dying, fence.o, fit, found, greener, hope, john, jump, munruben, pastures, time, told, wife, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 09:51 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Car problems at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:15 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, car, drunk, dying, head, hope, john, mate, munruben, piston, problems, replied, time, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 06:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Two Irish woodies

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd October 2007 05:45 PM

afterall, allan, bombay, drew, excuse, family, forum, happy, irish, john, level, looked, mick, mods, mother, note, nun, p1zz, pat, perverts, slowly, street, suppose, theresa, walked, walking, woodie, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:57 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Cigarette with a difference

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st October 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bank, camp, camped, cigarette, commune, creek, difference, drinks, evening, fishing, fizzy, imbibing, john, lights, mate, missed, nameless, nature, overnight, pzzed, remain, replies, sitting, smoke, smoked, trip, wanders, woodie, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 02:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

An oldie with tomorrow's twist

Started by BazzaDLB, 28th September 2007 02:17 PM

black, caviar, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, howard, hug, john, live, lobster, middle, oldie, people, peter, saint, time, tomorrow, twist, wasteland, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 10:18 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

decking/timber stumps/potential rot

Started by j4play, 28th September 2007 09:43 AM

5cm, apologies, arts, backfill, concerned, concrete, correct, decking, decking or timber, fill, ground, incorrect, installed, john, level, overnight, question, rot, runs, set, soil/clay, stumps, stumps or potential, stumps/potential, terminology, timber, versed, water, woodwork, worries

Replies: 1
Views: 2,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 10:13 AM; by mic-d

Forum:
DECKING

from Janet & John

Started by jow104, 26th September 2007 05:58 PM

accident, arrived, austrtalians, forgotten, forum, home, janet, john, melbourne, memorable, months, pleasant, remember, stay, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 07:52 AM; by vcohen

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The Indian

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2007 07:17 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Doctor John

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:29 AM

betrayal, bring, day, doctor, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, internal, invariably, john, matter, medical, overwhelming, patients, practitioner, reality, reassuring, sense, single, sleep, slept, vet, voice, whispering, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The new reporter

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd September 2007 09:06 AM

bedridden, crier, crossword, editor, final, front, happened, interview, john, life, lived, munruben, page, paper, print, printed, question, quiet, replied, reporter, started, surely, wallen

Replies: 4
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 05:01 PM; by K_S

Forum:
JOKES

Ceiling Battens?

Started by John99, 27th March 2005 08:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advantage, battens, ceiling, ceilings, cracking, extension, fit, fitting, fix, glue, gyprock, john, metal, nail, question, roof, screw, stop, straighter, timber, timer, trusses

Replies: 32
Views: 20,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2007 10:45 PM; by raedan

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Matching new oak to old oak in repair.

Started by Capt. Zero, 14th September 2007 10:56 AM

ahead, desk, family, finished, ideas, john, matching, means, mixed, natural, novice, oak, panel, pecan, pieces, repair, repaired, replace, replaced, retain, return, stain, staining, thinking, time, toned, valuable, walnut, yrs

Replies: 3
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2007 07:13 PM; by Capt. Zero

Forum:
FINISHING

The Haircut

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 05:18 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Aldo & Giovanni

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st September 2007 12:35 PM

4am, agents, ahead, aldo, bodies, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, enderly, fbi, garden, gentleman, giovanni, hard, italian, john, left, letter, lived, local, love, plant, received, son, tomato, tomatoes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 11:31 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Breaking into $50

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th August 2007 05:37 PM

$50, arrested, breaking, caution, john, magistrate, note, offence

Replies: 3
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 09:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Ghost Driver

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:49 AM

appeared, breath, car, curve, driver, drunk, experience, gathering, ghost, hand, horrible, inside, john, jumped, lights, night, pub, ran, realised, road, rushed, shots, slowly, started, storm, strength, telling, tequila, wet, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Eternal life pills

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 04:07 PM

1524, 1882, 1946, agree, allan, arrested, bloke, chin.d, claim, day, dying, eternal, fake, grin, hope, john, life, munruben, p.s, pills, police, previously, qld, selling, silentc, smile, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Howard visits nursing home

Started by munruben, 24th August 2007 10:57 AM

bath, calls, close, dear, elderly, female, hey, home, howard, john, lady, matron, minister, mister, morning, nursing, prime, replies, resident, run, sticks, stops, sydney, visiting, visits, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 04:14 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
JOKES

Are you dinky di?

Started by pawnhead, 21st August 2007 04:20 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

australia, australian, australias, day, dinky, european, fair, federal, government, governor, head, john, kangaroo, landing, minister, national, party, political, premier, prime, queen, questions, red, settlers, sir, system, values, war, world, yellow

Replies: 48
Views: 6,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2007 11:58 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Name Dropping

Started by wheelinround, 15th August 2007 03:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

1960s, car, caught, colin, dropping, famous, farnham, fight, fountain, horse, john, kitchen, mate, mates, meet, peter, picked, pool, race, raindrop, school, shyte, studio, sydney, time, turfed, walking, water, wife, yrs

Replies: 47
Views: 4,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 10:30 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fixing old fireplaces

Started by john9996, 16th August 2007 11:48 AM

advance, brickwork, cement, decorative, feature, fireplace, fireplaces, fixing, gas, inserted, instructions, john, lost, marble, normal, pre-mixed, pull, questions, reamin, recomend, repair, repoint, sand, shine, stains, stove, surround, timber, victorian, website

Replies: 1
Views: 3,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 02:14 PM; by johnc

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

New Arrival, Rory Reeves

Started by reeves, 4th August 2007 09:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11.40, arrival, arrived, baby, cheeeeers, fine, john, mother, night, reeves, rory, son, thursday

Replies: 15
Views: 2,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 05:11 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

quick as

Started by wheelinround, 28th July 2007 10:40 AM

boy, butter, buy, earlier, feet, finished, half, hed, impressed, john, kilogram, leave, lot, manager, mexico, packets, persistent, play, players, prostitutes, quick, replied, sir, soccer, supermarket, team, told, trouble, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 10:40 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Who'd be a terrorist in Glasgow?

Started by bitingmidge, 7th July 2007 08:47 AM

airport, america, belt, boot, burning, day, die, fire, glasgow, gonna, guy, home, interview, john, life, mate, motor, nae, oan, ran, running, set, smeaton, terrorist, till, wanna, whod, wis, “there

Replies: 14
Views: 2,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 07:35 AM; by pitbull

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: Who gives a Rat's? (Political)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 19th July 2007 10:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blokes, cabling, common, computer, country, couple, day, dinner, elect, flamn, heard, humour, invite, invited, john, johny, media, night, petey, pity, political, rat, rats, rooted, sad, sense, spend, talking, wife, wives

Replies: 25
Views: 3,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2007 01:53 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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