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Teenagers and Cats

Started by Rodgera, 25th June 2014 02:31 PM

animal, anyones, barely, bedroom, boredom, cat, cats, communicating, complete, dead, deposit, ecstasy, free, furniture, hand, human, improve, manner, middle, night, parents, return, roam, sense, teenager, teenagers, ultimate, utter, veterinarians, yawn

Replies: 4
Views: 1,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 05:37 PM; by Enfield Guy

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So you think you can dance. Origins

Started by Bushmiller, 15th August 2013 07:58 PM

beer, cleverly, dance, dance-, dancing, disguised, excess, fiddle, flatulence, funiest, human, intense, irish, issues, leak, mark, minute, origins, paul, piddle, race, rooted, sex, sound, started, taking, understand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 09:09 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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The Same, The World Over

Started by rrich, 17th March 2013 02:32 PM

camera, event, finally, focuses, human, person, realize, screen, spouse, wave, waving, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2013 05:41 PM; by souwester

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Profoundly Misled During Formative Years?

Started by Bushmiller, 5th February 2013 09:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazing, american, clinton, credulous, denton, failings, formative, heard, human, inch, john, lewinsky, life, london, misled, moment, monica, parents, parked, past, profoundly, question, road, street, ten, told, wayne, woman, wondering, years

Replies: 28
Views: 2,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2013 01:52 AM; by bsrlee

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Attending a lecture.

Started by RedShirtGuy, 29th October 2012 07:28 PM

2am, abuse, alcohol, attending, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replies, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2012 07:28 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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Crazy News Tidbit

Started by Rodgera, 10th October 2012 01:17 PM

anxious, braille, campbelltown, crazy, department, disabilities, display, enclosed, front, glass, human, include, inside, main, minorities, news, office, poster, religions, resources, sydney, tidbit, university, western

Replies: 5
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2012 05:21 PM; by damian

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Pom in France (how do you like dem apples??)

Started by gus3049, 5th October 2012 05:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

apples, belonging, bit, cats, chickens, community, dem, enjoy, enjoying, feel, feels, finally, food, forums, forward, france, grape, grow, house, human, life, local, lots, pom, product, reflect, responsible, treating, village, woodshavings

Replies: 44
Views: 4,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2012 07:19 PM; by Jonzjob

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

For your Information

Started by Breslau, 3rd May 2012 10:32 AM

alcohol, attacks, beer, beers, brain, buffalo, cells, consumption, efficient, eliminates, excessive, fast, faster, feel, herd, human, information, intake, kills, machine, naturally, operate, regular, slowest, smarter, speed, that’s, theory, weaker, weakest

Replies: 0
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2012 10:32 AM; by Breslau

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Bears

Started by BEKKY, 12th December 2011 04:57 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2011 04:57 PM; by BEKKY

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Lecture time

Started by Groggy, 3rd October 2011 07:07 PM

a.m, abuse, alcohol, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replied, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2011 09:05 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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cat gets caught barking!

Started by tea lady, 22nd August 2011 11:22 AM

barking, cat, caught, cr^%, human, love, meowing, moment, resumes, rofl, sprung, youtube

Replies: 6
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2011 06:33 PM; by tea lady

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parrafin oil

Started by Torre, 21st February 2009 05:33 PM

advance, bit, board, boards, bought, bunnings, check, chopping, concerned, consumption, double, finish, finishing, heard, hey, human, ment, oil, parafin, parrafin, poison, sticker, stuff

Replies: 11
Views: 16,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2011 10:00 AM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

Alcohol Abuse

Started by gawdelpus, 6th January 2011 10:48 PM

130, a.m, abuse, alcohol, body”, cheers, effects, elderly, giving, human, john, lecture, night, night?”, officer, police, replies, stopped, time, wife, “my, “really

Replies: 2
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2011 06:28 PM; by Christos

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she was just a weeeee

Started by groverwa, 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM; by groverwa

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Tony's life of celibacy

Started by groverwa, 30th June 2010 09:09 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 09:09 PM; by groverwa

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Our sneaky politicians

Started by Sebastiaan56, 28th April 2010 08:09 AM

bill, explains, human, jail, killed, law, laws, modern, obnoxious, oskar, partisan, politicians, proposal, quickly, radar, revisions, rights, schindler, sneaky, support, usual

Replies: 8
Views: 1,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2010 04:02 PM; by hughie

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Brick Recruitment !!!!!!

Started by wheelinround, 30th January 2010 04:13 PM

auditing, brick, bricks, broken, combinations, congratulate, day, human, idle, information, left, management, marketing, moved, operations, pieces, planning, recruitment, resources, sales, security, single, sitting, sleeping, staring, strategic, talking, technology, top, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2010 07:44 PM; by mjmjm

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Werd ov warning

Started by wheelinround, 13th January 2010 08:23 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

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Replies: 34
Views: 5,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2010 02:44 PM; by ubeaut

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HAVE YOUR SAY

4-stroke lawn mower?

Started by kman-oz, 2nd November 2009 05:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

150m2, 2-stroke, 4-stroke, 4stroke, argument, book, change, convincing, cut, cylinder, daily, day, elightened, experience, four-stroke, gday, grass, happy, human, lawn, mower, mowers, opinion, perfectly, powered, refuse, similar, spring, submit, victa

Replies: 22
Views: 9,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2009 11:01 AM; by damian

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Sigh

Started by masoth, 3rd September 2009 12:26 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2009 07:59 AM; by wm460

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whinging, whining, or is it just human nature

Started by brisbanefitter, 5th August 2009 10:41 PM

attack, bad, batch, beat, character, colchester, examples, forum, forums, gratifying, human, internet, lathes, money, nature, people, person, personal, pick, ranting, read, refer, supposed, suspect, thread, view, whinging, whining, world, writing

Replies: 12
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2009 12:39 AM; by witch1

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A Woman's Week at the Gym

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2009 12:03 PM

aerobics, christo, club, diary, floor, friday, god, gym, health, human, husband, instructor, jerk, life, machine, personal, rowing, sank, shape, skinny, smile, started, teeth, treadmill, triceps, voice, waiting, week, woman, workout

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 12:03 PM; by Rodgera

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celibacy

Started by wheelinround, 1st May 2009 05:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 05:21 PM; by wheelinround

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Here we go again

Started by *Kev, 22nd March 2009 01:22 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2009 10:48 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Life Explained

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th March 2009 10:05 AM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, eighty, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, forty, god, human, information, life, makes, monkey, play, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:05 AM; by Phil Spencer

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UK Pensioners, I wait with fingers crossed

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2008 10:48 AM

ago, annual, australia, australian, british, britons, court, crossed, decision, equal, european, expats, favour, fingers, human, line, matter, million, nelson, penalised, pension, pensioner, pensioners, pensions, policy, retirement, rights, wait, weekly, win

Replies: 1
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 11:53 AM; by Glennet

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Xmas Cheers to all

Started by terraaustralis, 25th December 2008 01:31 PM

australis, cheers, companions, counts, deception, examine, forumites, hermit/elf, human, identify, intent, merry, photo, puzzle, sending, shed, terra, tidings, xmas, xmas/saturnalia

Replies: 6
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 12:16 AM; by terraaustralis

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Christmas party issues

Started by Grumpy John, 19th November 2008 07:50 AM

23rd, 4th, christmas, company, date, december, director, employees, happy, human, inform, issues, lewis, november, party, pauline, resources, starting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2008 08:49 AM; by Calm

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Hidden camera in your monitor !

Started by Shrek3, 31st October 2008 08:50 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2008 07:47 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Creation of Mankind

Started by Shrek3, 9th September 2008 10:09 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 10:09 PM; by Shrek3

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Differences Between You & Your Boss

Started by Shrek3, 4th September 2008 10:51 PM

apple, applies, apply, boss, business, busy, cooperative, day, differences, doh, human, idiot, interview, lazy, leave, makes, mistake, office, original, overlooked, overworked, pleases, polishing, rules, sick, slow, stand, takes, time, wandering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2008 10:41 PM; by joe greiner

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Ten Times Normal Size

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th July 2008 09:02 AM

body, day, dirty, disappointed, eye, finally, grade, grow, hand, homework, human, john, lady, mary, mind, miss, normal, norman, pupil, question, read, sixth, size, stimulated, stood, teacher, ten, times, trouble, wallen

Replies: 11
Views: 2,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2008 10:30 AM; by wheelinround

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Animals must be superior

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th July 2008 08:03 PM

allan, animals, bother, clicks, cup, day, entered, horse, horses, human, melbourne, mouse, people, race, superior, teach, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2008 08:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Stuttering cat

Started by Dangermouse, 20th May 2008 11:07 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, cat, censored2, door, explaining, fence, fffff, girl, grade, hand, human, jumped, kitty, kitty-cat, lives, mustve, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttering, teacher, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 12:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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Medical Breakthrough

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th May 2008 10:02 AM

benefit, blood, breakthrough, chicken, cocky, found, human, lay, medical, patients, receiving, scientists, transfusions, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 08:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A whale of a story

Started by Rodgera, 24th April 2008 12:16 PM

girl, heaven, hell, human, impossible, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, story, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 0
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2008 12:16 PM; by Rodgera

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Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

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A few children's books

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:15 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:15 AM; by Elbow

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Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

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Where Do We Come From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th February 2008 02:49 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 02:49 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Brain Cells & Beer

Started by Phil Spencer, 17th February 2008 06:37 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Celibacy

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th January 2008 11:18 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Floor Tiling - Fall of 1cm over 3 metres

Started by Sportbilly, 2nd December 2007 05:46 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 03:31 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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TILING

Understanding Engineers

Started by chrisb691, 8th November 2007 09:52 PM

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Replies: 12
Views: 2,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 08:47 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Googles quote of the day

Started by wheelinround, 6th November 2007 09:47 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Teacher and the whale

Started by munruben, 1st November 2007 04:33 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 11:09 AM; by rrich

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Anal optic nerve

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th October 2007 09:09 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:22 PM; by Rodgera

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39 Things you should have learned by now

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 05:44 PM

age, built, career, cares, confuse, contrast, dance, deal, destructive, earth, force, human, knife, learned, lick, life, logically, nice, people, person, reason, religious, share, shouldve, steak, things, time, universe, views, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 05:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

fantastic youtube human theatre

Started by mic-d, 25th September 2007 08:40 PM

art, cheers, fantastic, funny, human, michael, search, stuff, theatre, youtube

Replies: 0
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 08:40 PM; by mic-d

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Flu

Started by wheelinround, 25th August 2007 09:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptance, alive, angle, animals, bat, bird, blind, care, caresroll, cough, days, describe, dog, drivers, duck, epidemic, flu, horse, human, humans, illness, kennel, lame, nsw, presonally, races, radio, sick, stopping, symptoms

Replies: 15
Views: 2,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 06:37 PM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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