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Irish logic

Started by fenderbelly, 13th April 2014 12:07 PM

anxiously, arrives, calm, coming, email, explanation, forever, happened, home, immediately, irish, jean, leaving, logic, moments, mother-in-law, naked, odd, packing, paddy, shops, simple, smile, son-in-law, speak, suitcase, telling, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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Power companies... Is it just me, or everyone?

Started by Malibu, 27th December 2012 05:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1400, address, amount, arrives, balance, bill, billing, bills, brought, call, companies, credit, discount, fix, forward, generated, lady, maths, months, off-peak, paid, pay, peak, power, sir, solar, time, wait, weeks, wrong

Replies: 21
Views: 2,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2013 01:02 PM; by shedbound

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Shocked yet surprised

Started by wheelinround, 6th November 2009 03:28 PM

arrives, doors, head, heading, home, honestly, john, jws, looked, lovely, munruben, people, person, photos, quick, reason, shadow, shed, shocked, sitting, sue, surprised, walked, wheelchair, whip, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2012 05:26 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mexican Restaurant

Started by fenderbelly, 13th May 2012 11:55 AM

angeles, arrives, born, check, cook, cooks, day, exasperated, faith, grape, gringos, hard, head, jews, los, mexican, mexico, orange, people, prune, realizing, replies, restaurant, returns, scattered, senor, sid, sitting, tomato, waiter

Replies: 2
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2012 04:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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German Chancellor

Started by fenderbelly, 4th April 2012 11:37 AM

airport, angela, arrives, athens, chancellor, control, days, german, immigration, merkel, nationality, occupation, officer, passport, replies

Replies: 7
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2012 12:31 PM; by Ozkaban

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Current vocabulary

Started by Woodwould, 9th December 2010 09:59 AM

arrives, bath, bus, contents, cube, current, day, domes, e.g, farm, hit, hot, i.e, impressive, lowering, manager, millennium, mistake, monkey, mystery, person, pub, realize, reply, time, unattractive, viewed, vocabulary, wonderbra, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 11:27 AM; by Grumpy John

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Sanding grit recommendations

Started by Dengue, 15th August 2010 04:39 PM

120g, 180, 240, advise, applying, arrives, builit-in, coat, coats, custom, cut, door, doors, edges, enamel, finish, gloss, glossy, grit, grits, hume, locally, priming, recommendations, reddi-coated, robe, sanding, size, stage, waterbased

Replies: 2
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:23 AM; by Dengue

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FINISHING

Old but not slow

Started by malb, 2nd May 2010 04:48 PM

arrives, attention, business, butch, change, close, computer, counter, discuss, doctor, flash, gent, half, impotence, jones, mistake, patients, play, quick, reading, reception, receptionist, replies, reserved, sex, slow, smith, starting, waiting, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2010 10:42 AM; by Spanner69

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Golf and getting old

Started by wheelinround, 9th March 2010 07:48 AM

ago, allan, almighty, arrives, ball, bella, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, golf, heads, home, hundred, makes, perfect, played, remember, replies, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 10:22 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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How to install a freestanding bath?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th November 2009 08:10 PM

arrives, assume, bath, bathroom, freestanding, hold, install, mastic, peice, plastic/fibreglass, read, renovateforum.com, renovating, silicon, sort, swmbo, thread, tiles, title, tomorrow, unit, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 8,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2009 08:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Elderly Golfers

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2009 07:57 PM

ago, arrives, arthur, ball, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, elderly, eyesight, fairway, golf, golfers, heads, home, hundred, makes, mighty, perfect, remember, replied, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2009 12:37 PM; by rrich

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Little Jonny

Started by Bluegum, 13th May 2009 09:13 PM

arrives, assures, baffled, balloon, bathroom, boy, break, business, calls, describes, doctor, examine, fart, finally, hard, hell, johnny, jonny, leads, leaves, mum, pen, shes, shortly, situation, starts, takes, time, toilet, walls

Replies: 2
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:17 PM; by fenderbelly

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Carrolls Woodcraft Supplies

Started by China, 23rd April 2009 01:23 AM

arrives, carrolls, china, exceptional, faster, hassle, highly, local, purchased, reccomend, service, suppliers, supplies, time, woodcraft

Replies: 5
Views: 2,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 12:11 PM; by Poppa

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Exceptional Delivery

Started by wheelinround, 17th April 2009 01:27 PM

accepted, arrives, aussie, book, delivery, e-mail, exceptional, free, fun, generous, grandies, levy, marvels, mechanical, mins, morning, noel, noel2tsup2tsup2tsup, offer, offered, parcel, post, raymond, watson, wood, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 01:27 PM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Smart Boy

Started by Breslauer, 22nd January 2009 03:35 AM

arrives, blue, boy, calls, cowboy, dad, dog, drive, father, grim, home, journal, kicked, left, money, morning, program, read, reading, recliner, send, smart, son, street, talk, talking, teach, wall, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 2,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2009 11:37 PM; by Breslauer

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Bathroom reno guide for beginner

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

arrives, baby, bathroom, bathtub, beginner, bit, born, completely, cubicle, guide, including, knocking, limit, overhead, planning, re-tile, reno, renovating, replace, rip, shower, starting, step, stuff, time, tools, vanity, walls, weeks, wink

Replies: 0
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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why are plumbers and electricians so bloody unreliable and hard to get??

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

2.5, advance, ago, alter, annoying, arrives, ass, bloody, book, booked, day, earlier, electrician, finally, founf, hard, illegally, job, late, people, plumber, rain, round, stuff, tank, toilet, tomorrow, water, week, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Im a poppy again!!!!

Started by Wild Dingo, 31st August 2008 02:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, ago, announcing, arrived, arrives, arvo, baby, ben, brighter, camera, cheers, god, half, hour, info, light, lukas, mates, murray, pics, poppy, rush, shane, shines, sister, stuff, tiffany, tomorrow, visit, yep

Replies: 20
Views: 3,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 10:12 PM; by Wild Dingo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

alights, annoyed, approaches, approaching, arrives, blonde, boot, calmly, car, cardboard, constable, demands, disabled, emergency, explanation, flashers, flat, helloooooo, obscene, officer, pictures, police, road, stands, takes, thinking, traffic, tyre, vehicle, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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For the Dudes at private schools

Started by Rodgera, 5th June 2008 01:08 AM

academic, announces, answer, arrives, body, chance, coaching, college, crucial, day, days, deep, documentation, dudes, entire, examinatin, faculty, night, player, private, professor, public, schools, shouts, stands, star, student, support, team, test

Replies: 2
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 11:58 PM; by joe greiner

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There were two nuns.

Started by WoodJunky, 5th March 2008 09:40 PM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, noticed, nun, nuns, pants, past, pray, pulled, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, split, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 09:40 PM; by WoodJunky

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opening jpg

Started by Greg Ward, 8th February 2008 05:52 PM

access, arrives, automatically, click, greg, jpg, jpgs, message, opening, pictures, stating

Replies: 3
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2008 12:21 AM; by joe greiner

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Two Nun's

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 09:48 AM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, hail, half, happened, lifted, logical, marys, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:56 AM; by Wongo

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Arthur's Golf

Started by Baz, 27th January 2008 09:09 AM

ago, almighty, arrives, arthur, ball, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, cup, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, giving, golf, heads, home, hundred, perfect, played, remember, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tea, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2008 10:19 AM; by wayfarer

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dogs...not man's best friend

Started by dazzam, 19th December 2007 01:22 AM

afraid, allegations, arrives, christmas, colour, condition, days, deck, dogs, dogsnot, finance, friend, grey, impressed, law, laying, legitimacy, lighten, man, mans, minister, mother, nasty, overly, pedigree, product, re-finishing, short, stronger, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:12 PM; by dazzam

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FINISHING

New Australian's

Started by wheelinround, 13th November 2007 04:58 AM

arrives, australia, australian, australians, country, east, finally, free, giving, hand, housing, kiwi, lady, lebanese, letting, middle, nice, passer-by, person, puzzled, russian, shakes, shrugs, stops, street, suspiciously, walking, watch, wonderful, zealand

Replies: 3
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:19 PM; by Wongo

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Thanks Neil

Started by wheelinround, 12th November 2007 06:29 PM

2tsup, advise, arrives, coming, hope, morning, neil, rang, ray, rose, shipment, timbers, trend, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 01:08 PM; by jmk89

Forum:
FINISHING

Spagetti

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 9th October 2007 11:01 PM

affair, agreed, arrives, balls, born, card, child, decieded, fell, home, horrified, itally, italy, lady, left, mail, means, meat, months, post, pregnant, read, sauce, send, solution, spagetti, strange, suggested, wealth, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 11:01 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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UK switches in Australia

Started by ronafios, 30th September 2007 09:10 PM

220v, 250v, advance, arrives, australia, buy, cheap, clipsal, company, dimmers, equivalent, error, essentially, force, house, hpm, insists, installation, light, nice, plan, price, range, sparky, stocks, superdimmer, switches, tempting, uglier, units

Replies: 12
Views: 2,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 11:34 AM; by nev25

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Pay Back

Started by Black Ned, 11th September 2007 09:20 AM

arrives, gates, god, hand, luciano, note, owe, pavarottl, pay, pearly, pope, reads, tenna, tenor

Replies: 1
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2007 09:46 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Bear Remover

Started by fred.n, 21st June 2007 08:40 PM

arrives, baseball, bat, bear, bull, cage, dog, doubt, falls, grab, hands, hell, homeowner, knock, knocks, ladder, minutes, morning, pages, pit, remover, roof, shoot, shotgun, subdued, testicles, trained, van, wakes, yellow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 10:29 AM; by Iain

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So Believable

Started by rrich, 9th June 2007 03:10 PM

17th, 1934, accept, arrives, believable, bentley, board, bush, carriage, central, century, control, edge, excruciating, george, handkerchiefs, horses, london, magnificent, majesty, matter, mentioned, noses, president, presidential, queen, regrets, replies, ride, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2007 09:59 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Any Hobart Woodies???

Started by watson, 15th January 2007 03:59 PM

1030, 935, airport, arrives, austins, bloody, directory, ferry, flight, funeral, gday, hobart, international, is.com, noel, street, tassie, wednesday, woodies

Replies: 7
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 07:42 PM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Filtering Shellac

Started by watson, 28th October 2006 10:15 PM

arrives, coffee, diggers, dreaming, evening, filter, filtering, floating, forum, gunk, hours, lab, method, millilitres, mixed, neil, noel, paper, particles, practice, read, recommended, run, sealing, search, shellac, stuff

Replies: 13
Views: 3,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 07:51 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Croc Hunter goes to heaven

Started by oldbob13, 13th September 2006 01:28 AM

arrives, bloody, brockrolleyes, conservation, crikey, croc, demanding, ear, earth, ease, gates, greets, heaven, heros, honor, hunter, mate, move, past, pearly, peter, peters, recieves, replies, steve, unexpectedly, warmly, week, wispers, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 01:51 AM; by leftleg

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One for the plumbers

Started by Daddles, 16th March 2006 11:40 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrives, cold, cooled, coz, dramatically, drops, finally, hot, plumbers, pressure, question, richardconfused, rushes, tap, waiting, water

Replies: 16
Views: 3,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2006 10:55 PM; by savage

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

GMC (thanks Wayne)

Started by Iain, 6th April 2006 08:01 AM

arrange, arrived, arrives, bought, call, claim, courier, door, edit, encountered, explain, fixed, friday, gmc, jointer, knock, lost, pat, pick, quick, receipt, time, track, tuesday, unit, vac, wayne, wednesday, worthy, wriggle

Replies: 10
Views: 2,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2006 02:12 AM; by seanr

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Rubber

Started by Baz, 28th February 2006 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 08:39 PM; by Baz

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Two nuns

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 12:41 PM

arrives, convent, dark, dear, fast, faster, follow, god, habit, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 07:43 PM; by redwood

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To good to be true?

Started by PhilMcCrackin, 25th October 2005 12:11 PM

admit, arrives, aus, bit, broken, bubble, carefully, couple, damage, days, future, good, highly, international, item, lee, matter, mik, note, paper, post, recommend, replacement, sort, tony, tough, true, woodworking, wrap, wrapped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 12:11 PM; by PhilMcCrackin

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HAVE YOUR SAY

self levelling agent

Started by Trav, 28th September 2005 10:56 AM

1200x300x5, 5mm, agent, arrives, ash, boards, cheers, drop, flooring, gear, guy, height, house, level, levelling, presume, product, ready, recommend, self-levelling, slab, smooth, specific, subfloor, teh, tiles, total, trav, tricks, vic

Replies: 6
Views: 2,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2005 11:59 AM; by Trav

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

The blind man

Started by Iain, 16th May 2005 09:17 AM

arrives, blind, bus, children, crazy, decide, driving, fit, husband, irritated, joins, kids, man, minutes, overloaded, piece, replies, riding, rubber, shut, sidewalk, sound, stick, stop, taps, ticking, waiting, walk, wife, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2005 09:17 AM; by Iain

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Thankyou Mr Bosch

Started by Iain, 5th May 2005 03:54 PM

2005, arrange, arrives, ball, bit, bosch, charger, cordless, day, driver, faulty, fix, greenie, hardware, heard, impressed, ixo, pick, prompt, quick, real, scream, shop, thankyou, tin, told, unit, wednesday, worries, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 03:54 PM; by Iain

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Bunnings

Started by DarrenSmith, 14th August 2003 11:05 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

10], arrives, blade, bunnings, bunnys, cleaning, comment, departed, enter, extra, guide, guide[from, hand, hard, hee, hours, journey, mitre, plane, record, sad, scary, sharp, sharpening, spent, stay, themrolleyes, treat, unfulfilled, women

Replies: 33
Views: 10,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2004 10:56 PM; by Theva

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Campfire hints, how to avoid bludgers!

Started by Iain, 29th January 2004 01:25 PM

approaches, arrives, avoid, bludgers, book, campfire, conversation, declined, fire, friend, gooday, hand, hints, holding, hurried, join, leave, lines, mate, occupants, offending, offer, owyergoin, party, rate, reading, seat, stand, unwanted, vehicle

Replies: 3
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2004 04:03 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cough syrup

Started by Eastie, 3rd October 2002 10:30 AM

afraid, arrives, assistant, bottle, cough, entire, front, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, late, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, pharmacy, pharmasist, replies, shop, syrup, treat, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2002 10:53 AM; by Tim the Timber Turner

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ales well that ends well

Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 11:05 PM

ales, analysis, arrives, clydesdale, colleagues, common, conclusion, days, debate, document, ends, exhaustive, expert.it, favourites, followsafter, intense, mates, meet, melbourne.they, properties, reached, reads, relative, respective, sample, stallions, virtue

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2002 08:11 AM; by Shane Watson

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An oldie but a goodie

Started by Iain, 23rd January 2001 07:44 AM

agreed, arrive, arrives, businessman, busy, client, coming, conversation, enjoying, fearless, goodie, howard, hows, impress, john, leader, lines, lunch, mike, oldie, piss, replies, restaurants, sitting, spotted, table, tables, taking, waiting, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2001 08:31 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The Army (2)

Started by Iain, 17th September 2000 03:42 PM

answer, army, arrives, broad, called, chap, conscientous, date, desk, duty, equestrian, grounds, horse, lady, mess, national, objector, officer, pass, perform, prove, quaker, reason, replies, sergeant, service, talk, thee, usa, velocopede

Replies: 2
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2000 12:21 AM; by ubeaut

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JOKES

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