A Walk in the Woods

[Dirty Den]

A aetheist was walking through the an area that was breathetaking. There was dapple shade and the sun was playing across a stream with the birds providing a natural soundtrack beyond words.
Suddenly there was rustling among the bushes and through them came a nine foot grizzly bear.
He started running and he got 10 paces when the bear was on him. The bear picked him up with his right paw and was about to strike with his left and the aetheist called upon God to save.
Time stood still and through the trees came a blinding white.
God says " You have actively denied my existence all these years and now in your moment of greatest peril you call for me to save you" The aetheist replies "well now you put it like that I suppose its hypocritical so how about a compromise? What if you convert the bear to Christianity?
In a flash of light God disappears and the bear drops the Aethist puts his paws together in Prayer and says "For this meal im about to recieve......"

[Garry1953]

Thers nothing like a good meal to start the Day. hahahaha