3 Blondes

[Eddie Jones]

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available
position on the Texas DPS Highway Patrol. The detective
conducting the interview looked at the three of them
and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled
out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and
pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice
things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so forth."

So saying that, he stuck the photo in the face of the first
blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now,"
he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features
about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only
one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he
has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face!

You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the
office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde,stuck
the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back
and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or
outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and
last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of
time, but......" He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact
lenses.

The detective frowned, took another look at the
picture and began looking at some of the papers in the
folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled

expression and said, "You're absolutely right!

His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world

could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo!

With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear
glasses."

[John Saxton]

Yeah cop that