Sorry Rob WA - Another (bad) Lawyer Joke

[Eastie]

Why do they dig lawyers' graves 12 foot deep?

Because, deep down, all lawyers are OK

[Robert WA]

I had a look for safety inspector jokes, but couldn't find any. They are just not funny, I guess.

This will have to do.

WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doing about 165 kph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

6. You're not going to check the boot, are you?

7. I pay your salary!

8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.