Wongo’s magic beans for sale

[Wongo]

When my grandfather died 10 years ago he left a bag of magic beans to each one of his 7 grandkids. I planted the first bean 6 months ago and please see picture 2 for the result.

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Now you have a chance to own one of these extraordinary beans. For as little as $5 a day for the next 30 years, I will send you 1 bean in the colour of your choice.

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But the benefit does not end there. As the plant grows you can harvest the cash and you will also get new beans from the plant itself. You are allowed to sell these beans but I will receive 25% royalty of your profit.

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What about different countries and different currencies? These beans don’t just produce Australian currency. The plant will acclimatise and produce the currency in your country. Oprah can testify that.

So please don’t wait any longer. I will make only 50 beans available so you got to be quick. Please send me your bank account details NOW.

[Kev Y.]

Sign me up Wongo, but instead of the beans, can I please have the seedling in the pot?

[Ian007]

See I knew that it was true, that money does grow on trees

I will Take all 50 you can donate them to the fundraiser Scott:eek:

[Mirboo]

WOW! A money tree that also sprouts tomatoes.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Away with ye all! Can't you tell he's scamming us?

Those weren't the real beans he showed us; money-trees actually grow from 1 and 2 cent coins! Why do you think the guvmint garnered 'em all just as our new currency started circulating? Hmmm?

[Wongo]

Where the hell is me mate Zeth? I went through all the trouble to put together this thread for him but now he is bloody out of action.

[Ianab]

OK.. hows this for a deal...

Send me one of your beans, and $50 to cover the expenses of looking after it untill it's grown. And I'll send you back HALF.. yes thats 50% !!! of the crop.

You just cant beat a deal like that

[Wongo]

Ian, you are starting to speak like a con man. Can I trust you?

BTW where is midge? Midge have you been to your garden lately? Take a camera with you and have a look.

[Ian007]

Ian, you are starting to speak like a con man. Can I trust you?

BTW where is midge? Midge have you been to your garden lately? Take a camera with you and have a look.

Wongo you can trust me as much as you can trust that the sun is going to set tonight.

or in other words bloody oath you can

Cheers Ian

[Daddles]

Wongo you can trust me as much as you can trust that the sun is going to set tonight.

or in other words bloody oath you can

Cheers Ian

Apparently, due to an unusually large crop of magic beans this year, the earth will stop revolving in an hour and so the sun won't be setting tonight.

Richard