How have you put your back out?

[ozwinner]

Greetings Earthlings

I went to put on my boots this morning so I could go to work, same as usual, sat down to put them on.
Then WHAM.................wimper..................
BACK ATTACK!!!
I havent had a bad back attack for years.
So, off to the Chiro. I will be right as rain again tomorrow, I hope.
Lucky it was raining all day in Melbourne, so I would have had the day off anywho.

Al

[JDarvall]

Yeh, once ....a long time ago..... trying to kiss my own Ars* . Wasn't pretty.

[MajorPanic]

It usually happens while carrying bludging bastards at work!!!!

If you can't pull your own weight suicide is the #1 option!!!

(from Major who is having a few staff issues at the moment!!)

[JDarvall]

It usually happens while carrying bludging bastards at work!!!!

If you can't pull your own weight suicide is the #1 option!!!

(from Major who is having a few staff issues at the moment!!)

You know what you all need.

Lolly pops. They solve all problems.

No kidding. Hand them out to the staff and have one yourself. Have a big belly laugh. They'll work harder because you won't look like such a cranky bugger........ :eek:

[MajorPanic]

You know what you all need.

Lolly pops. They solve all problems.

No kidding. Hand them out to the staff and have one yourself. Have a big belly laugh. They'll work harder because you won't look like such a cranky bugger........ :eek:

He might find it a bit hard to suck on a lolly pop when I've got my arm down his throat while I'm ripping out his lungs manually........ but who cares!!!

[DavidG]

Too much info. You do not need to know but

[JDarvall]

He might find it a bit hard to suck on a lolly pop when I've got my arm down his throat while I'm ripping out his lungs manually........ but who cares!!!

No, no.....Your going about sucking on a lollypop the wrong way. Go in from the opposite direction. Up his bum, and just suck on his nose..... you'll find he'll taste a lot nicer that way.

[Caliban]

He might find it a bit hard to suck on a lolly pop when I've got my arm down his throat while I'm ripping out his lungs manually........ but who cares!!!

Someone need a hug?

[ozwinner]

Someone need a hug?

Yep!!, as soon as I can get these flaming boots off.

Al

[fxst]

Yep!!, as soon as I can get these flaming boots off.

Al

get a chainsaw ... ...they come off easy then.......oops thats right.... crook back...oh well back to the drawing board
Pete
but take it easy Al its the only one ya got so take care

[MajorPanic]

Someone need a hug?

Not bloody likely!!

What I need is to see & smell is about 4ℓ of blood on the floor next to a certain employee who is looking very pale!!

[outback]

Lemme guess, bad day at the office Major.

[MajorPanic]

Lemme guess, bad day at the office Major.

Nah Outback, what gives you that idea?

Tomorrow is another day ......................
with any luck I'll have someone's resignation on my desk by COB

[Caliban]

Major
Hang in there, mate.
Perhaps some dark side therapy. Plane away at a piece of silver ash until you feel better, perhaps a picture of offending employee to plane away at would help.
Will the old "Will this matter to me in ten years time" analogy work in this case?
You must need to bitcch about it or you wouldn't have mentioned it to us. Cathartic therapy.
We love your posts and advice so just ignore us if this is pi33ing you off, we're just trying to be there for you.

[Cliff Rogers]

I love my job, if it wasn't for the customers & the employees, it would be even better.

This must be the week for it, I run into a friend, about my age, who has several shopping centre trolley businesses up here & he was rounding up trolleys in the rain. I asked him how he was going. BIG mistake.... he sounded a bit like Major 'cos one of his trolley boys didn't show for work & didn't bother calling to say he wasn't coming (it was cold & wet) so the friend was out there rounding up trolleys him self. I suspect that the trolley boy is now out of a job.