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    Default Bedtime Attire

    Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the
    harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.

    One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum
    jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in
    bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering
    and came into the room wearing a towel.

    Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on.

    "What are you doing?" I asked.

    "Well" he replied, "if you are going to be formal, so am I."
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    Well I didn't see that one coming....

    I was thinking that... Umm, Err, Oh never mind!
    Silence is golden and Duct tape is silver...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the
    harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.

    One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum
    jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in
    bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering
    and came into the room wearing a towel.

    Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on.

    "What are you doing?" I asked.

    "Well" he replied, "if you are going to be formal, so am I."

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