Tendjewberrymud

[Woodwould]

Tendjewberrymud

You will understand the above word by the end of the conversation.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. Read aloud for best results.


Room Service (RS): " Morny. Ruin sorbees "
Guest ( G ) : " Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service !"
RS : "Rye ! Ruin sorbees ! Morny! Djewish to odor sunteen ?"
G: " Uh... Yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs please !"
RS : Ow july den ?"
G : " What ? "
RS :" Ow july den ? Pry, boy, pooch ?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them ? Sorry, scrambled please. "
RS : " Ow july dee baychem... crease ?"
G: " Crisp will be fine. "
RS: " Hokay. An san tos ?"
G: " Sorry ? "
RS: " San tos. July san tos ?"
G : " I don't think so !"
RS : " No? Judo one toes ?"
G :" I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what " judo one toes" means. "
RS : "Toes! Toes !Weigh jew don juan toes ? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother ?"
G: " Oh English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS : " We bother ?"
G: " No thank you .. just put the bother on the side. "
Rs : " Wad?"
G: " I mean butter! Just put it on the side. "
Rs : "Copy? "
G : " Sorry?"
Rs: " Copy? Tea ? Mill? Jews?"
G: " Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS : " One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy! Rye ?"
G:" Whatever you say !"
RS : "Tendjewberrymud."
G: You're welcome!"

[Calm]

reminds me of a phone call to telstra

[artme]

reminds me of a phone call to telstra

Or worse still 000.

[Grumpy John]

Try emailing that conversation and watch the spellcheck have a meltdown .

[munruben]

Berry goo WW I like that.

[kiwigeo]

Reminds me of the time my Japanese wife popped next door and asked my neighbour if she could borrow his "uruburu". neighbour eventually worked out that she was after his wheelbarrow.