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    Default Lawyer Fees

    A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a
    wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case,
    the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his
    appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome
    Moroccan leather wallet.

    The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it
    back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possible
    compensate him for his services. "My fee for that work, "
    acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars."
    The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill,
    replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the
    lawyer with a smile.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    If only my lawyer was that cheap

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