Halloween, with apologies to Stoppers

[Iain]

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a costume party.He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes
to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note, "Dear Sir, please find
enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head
and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate".

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note, which says, "Dear
Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion, please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and, with your bald head you will
really look the part"

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden
leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a really rude
letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note, which reads, "Dear sir,
please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. Pour the tin of golden syrup over
your baldhead, stick your wooden leg up your kyber (OK ?) and go as a toffee apple"

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[RETIRED]

Yep, totally acceptable and well done.

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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"

[JackoH]

Somebody Loves You Babee!(With appologies to Kojak!)
Regards John H.

[soundman]

at least it had some wood in the joke & probably some wood turning.

[John Saxton]

Give rise to the question of a 'sticky wet spot'

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Johnno