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  1. #1
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    Jun 2000
    Location
    Western Australia
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    Exclamation What's for breakfast

    >A little boy comes down to breakfast.
    >Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
    >
    >"Not yet," said the little boy.
    >
    >His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
    >Well, he's a little , so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks
    >a chicken.
    >He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
    >He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
    >
    >He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
    >cereal.
    >
    >"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
    >my cereal?" he asks.
    >
    >"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick chicken, so you don't get any
    >eggs
    >for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
    >either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
    >milk."
    >
    >Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
    >across the kitchen.
    >
    >The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you
    >going to tell him, or should I tell him.
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

  2. #2
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    Grovedale, Victoria Australia
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    Thanks John
    Jim Carroll
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