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    Default Unwritten laws of football (AFL)

    I've noticed some apparently unwritten laws governing the conduct of certain clubs in the AFL. I was wondering if anyone else had noticed any.
    Here's what I have found.
    1. Geelong must never take the field without at least one redhead in the team.

    2. It is forbidden for Collingwood to play without at least one player with the surname Shaw.

    3. There must be at least one Irish recruit in any Melbourne team before they take the field.

    Regards,

    Rob

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    4. everyone must run around flailing their arms about like soccer players and come off second best in a fight with a feather duster
    Mick

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    There is only ONE unwritten law of football (AFL)

    What happens on the trip away, stays on the trip away.

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    I agree with you on that Geoff

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    you should never ever charge the the team you barrack for


    go tigers
    smile and the world will smile with you

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    5. That anything to do with AFL should be relegated to the sports segment of the news, I don't give a carp about who did what, who said what and when he blew his nose.
    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au

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