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    Default The Gift

    After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines , surly clerks and
    insane regulations at the Motor Registry, I stopped at
    a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

    I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.

    "Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.

    "Cash," I snapped. Then apologizing for my rudeness , I explained ,
    "I've spent the afternoon at the RTA."

    "Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you
    going back there?"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    If you went back with it you could
    make a hit with someone.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    or an impression on someone
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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