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    Tim finally managed to get a job - As a cleaner at the zoo.

    On his first day he was shown the ropes by the head cleaner.
    On reaching the lions enclosure the head keeper gave him some sage advice.
    "Be careful to never fall in the lions' den Tim. Just remember lions eat everything!"

    Next day Tim was ent off by himself to do some cleaning. First was the exotic fish pond.
    As he was cleaning one of the fish bit him so Tim whacked it with his shovel, killing it.
    Tim was in a panic until he remembered that lions eat everything. He tossed the fish into
    the lions den where it was devoured and not a trace was left.

    Next was the Chimpanzees cage. On entering the cage two of the Chimpanzees began throwing
    bananas at Tim so he took a swat at them with his shovel, killing the pair. Again Panic set in
    until Tim remembered the lions. So the chimps were tossed over the fence and the lions
    devoured them with gusto and no trace was left.

    Tim's next task was to collect honey from the South American bees. Naturally they attacked
    but they were no match for Tim and his shovel. The bees were soon beaten to a pulp.
    By this time Tim was unfazed. He calmly scooped up the bees on his shovel and tossed them to
    the lions, after all lions eat everything.

    Next day a new lion arrives. He saunters over to the others and asks how the accommodation and
    food is. "Well" said one of the old hands, "the food is great!! Yesterday we had fish and chimps with
    mushy bees."

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    You Sir, along with Mr Fenderbelly, are now on my 'do not read if posted in jokes section'.

    -Scott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post


    You Sir, along with Mr Fenderbelly, are now on my 'do not read if posted in jokes section'.

    Bet you do

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    Good job that joke wasn't any longer.
    It had the bonus of being quite funny, and very original.

    Alan...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post


    You Sir, along with Mr Fenderbelly, are now on my 'do not read if posted in jokes section'.

    It must be catching!
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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