new BMW

[weisyboy]

A bloke had just baught a new BMW and decided to give it a spin. The top was down,the breeze was blowing through his hair, and he decided to see what shee was made off.
As he hit 150, he saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and put his foot down. The needle flew p over 200.... then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the bloudy hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him and said "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for driving that fast I haven't heard before, ill let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

[Batpig]

That's actually not too bad, Carl...
Cheerio,
Batpig.

[Groggy]

[WoodJunky]

Good One Weisyboy

[tea lady]