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Thread: Kind Nurse
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3rd August 2005, 08:48 PM #1
Kind Nurse
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.
A young nurse comes in to sponge his hands and feet. Nurse", he mumbles
groggily from behind the oxygen mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask, "Please tell me,
Are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his
gown, holds his privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close
look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very
nice but listen very, very closely -- are... my...
test...results...back?If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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