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  1. #1
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    Default Cops are good golfers

    A driver of a Cadillac in U.S.A. was arrested a short
    time ago following some erratic behaviour. The culprit - Tiger Woods.

    I wonder if he will be placed in "irons" after the cops "pulled the
    driver out". They probably took him to the local station for
    "tee" and biscuits.



    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Smile

    Worth a giggle!

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    being what he is they are likely to Club him

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    If he had been drinking I hope he wasn't over for the day.

    CP

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    Probably feeling a little under par at the moment.
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    I heard he got fore years
    Brody- 15 - Lake Cathie

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    A little birdie told me he was afraid of the bogie man.

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    must have been an Eagle eyed cop
    Cheers Fred



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    A copper looking for a move up the Leader Board !!!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  10. #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    being what he is they are likely to Club him
    Actually it is a rumor from a good source that SWMBO "Clubbed" him rather well with a #9 iron.

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