A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 35 kg as soon as possible due to
very serious health risks. As he wondered what in the heck he would ever
Do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM. Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate,
He calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day / 5 kg weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed in
nothing but Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself

as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his
way with her.

After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the
way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two
days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself
and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised. He calls the
company and orders their 5-day / 10 kg program. The next day there's a
knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy
woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running
shoes and sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have
me." He's out the door and after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape
and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp

and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to this
delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 10kg,

as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg
program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is
our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, I haven't felt
this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door and when
he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but
pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch
you, you're mine." :eek: