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    Default Divorce Polish style

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions;
    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.
    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete.
    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No we have a carport, and not need one.
    I mean, What are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland
    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.
    Is your wife a nagger?
    No, she white.
    Why do you want this divorce?
    She going to kill me.
    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.
    What kind of proof?
    She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
    Polish Remover.

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    Good one George.
    Regards,
    issatree.
    Have Lathe, Wood Travel.

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    Thanks George.

    I'm a Polish. Not revomover though. Only Tasmanian.
    Cheers,
    Wes

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    You got me thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WesP View Post
    Thanks George.

    I'm a Polish. Not revomover though. Only Tasmanian.
    Cheers,
    Wes
    I'm Polish too. That's probably why I like that joke.

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    No wonder Jim Carroll "liked" that joke ... he probably sells
    the Polish Remover at his outlet.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    I hope that I can cut-and-paste this.
    My partner of 15+ years is Polish and an incredible bigot besides (quite funny).
    She needs this.

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