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    Default Asking For A Raise

    An employee sent her boss an email asking for a raise:

    "Dear Bo$$,
    In thi$ life, you $hould under$tand of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given you $o much $upport. I'm $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
    $incerely your$,
    $u$ie."


    Her boss immediately hit Reply and typed:
    "Dear Susie:
    I kNOw you work very hard, but you must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well NOw the papers say the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if we're headed for aNOther recession. And, after the NOvember elections, things may turn worse.. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
    Yours truly,
    NOrm"

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    NOrmal response from a boss.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Why did $he a$k NOrm?
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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