Grasshopper comes into the bar of a pub owned by a horse and the horse says to the Grasshopper "Hey you are quite famous in these parts, we even got a drink named after you"
The Grasshopper looks surprised. " You got a drink called Fred"?

Another guy walks into the bar and asks for a whiskey. The horse puts the whiskey in front of the guy and says , "that will be $5 and why you looking so surprised, you never seen a talking horse before" ?
"No, its not that" says the guy, "I'm just surprised the cat sold the pub"