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  1. 5th March 2024, 05:41 PM #1
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    Default Australian Visa Requirements

    London bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia.


    Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?"


    Pommy bloke sighs and replies " is that STILL a requirement...... "
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  2. 8th March 2024, 07:24 AM #2
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    He should have fronted in his French au pair outfit.
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    He really shouldn’t have as when Downer was on the job he’d have got in such a huff.
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