Why am I so tired???

[Kev Y.]

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason.

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:

The population of this country is 20 million. [Australia!]

9 million are retired.

That leaves 11 million to do the work.

There are 7 million in school, which leaves 4 million to do the work.


Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government, leaving 2 million to do the work.

0.5 Million are in the armed forces preoccupied with finding terrorists which leaves 1.5 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 1 million people who work for state and local governments, and that leaves 500,000 people to do the work.

At any given time there are 280,000 people in hospitals, leaving 220,000 people to do the work.

Now, there are 219,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ****, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice, real nice

[Harry72]

Yeah I thought my back was a bit sore.

[Gingermick]

You and me.

Not feeling well today, could you cover for me?

[Daddles]

Ah yer doin' a grand job there Kev. Keep it up mate ... and btw, me front lawn needs mowin'. Satdee morning okay for you? Good. Thanks. Wouldn't want it to mess with me fishin'.

Richard

[Kev Y.]

Just leave the keys and the combination to the beer fridge in the usual place and I will see what I can manage for you Richard

[Auld Bassoon]

I want a pay rise!

[Daddles]

I want a pay rise!

When you get home on payday, put your paypacket on top of the fridge instead of the sink

Ahh, Paypackets. Remember them? Much more fun than discovering your bank balance is less negative than yesterday.

Richard

[joseph84]

Im with Auld! i want my pay rise

[DanP]

Take from the total the 1 million people who work for state and local governments, and that leaves 500,000 people to do the work.

Hey, I resemble that comment....