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  1. 20th September 2007, 01:48 AM #1
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    Scientists have discovered a dietary supplement that reduces a woman's desire for intimacy. The exact chemical composition has not yet been determined, but the generic form is known as "wedding cake."

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    I gotta pay that Joe
    Women are sorta like a fish. Once you caught them they stop wiggling their tails.
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    Mate! Only because you do compare women to fish and think a relationship is when you have succeeded in "capturing" another human! Are you guys ever gonna get it or will you leave the planet without ever knowing the awesome mutual achievement of meeting women's needs?! Stop being so proud of never managing to get the skill to understand women! You're giving Woodies a bad name.
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    This is the jokes Forum Joe.
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    This is the jokes Forum Joe.
    That's what I thought. Smilies aren't working since the upgrade. I guess I'll finally have to fix the compu-duh-r.

    [oops! t'other joe.]

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe winslow View Post
    Mate! Only because you do compare women to fish and think a relationship is when you have succeeded in "capturing" another human! Are you guys ever gonna get it or will you leave the planet without ever knowing the awesome mutual achievement of meeting women's needs?! Stop being so proud of never managing to get the skill to understand women! You're giving Woodies a bad name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joe winslow View Post
    Mate! Only because you do compare women to fish and think a relationship is when you have succeeded in "capturing" another human! Are you guys ever gonna get it or will you leave the planet without ever knowing the awesome mutual achievement of meeting women's needs?! Stop being so proud of never managing to get the skill to understand women! You're giving Woodies a bad name.
    Yeah, right Josephine.

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  8. 29th September 2007, 02:54 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    I gotta pay that Joe
    Women are sorta like a fish. Once you caught them they stop wiggling their tails.
    Actually, Once they've caught you they stop wiggling their tails.
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