>>A blonde is standing by the first tee waiting for her golf lesson
>>from the resident professional.
>>
>>A foursome is in process of teeing off.
>>
>>The first golfer addresses the ball and swings, hitting it 230
>>yards
>>straight down the middle of the fairway.
>>
>>"That was a good shot," said the blonde.
>>
>>"Not bad considering my impediment," said the golfer.
>>
>>"What do you mean?" said the blonde.
>>
>>"I have a glass eye," said the golfer.
>>
>>"I don't believe you, show me," said the blonde.
>>
>>He popped his eye out and showed her.
>>
>>The next golfer addresses the ball and swings, hitting it 240 yards
>>straight down the middle of the fairway.
>>
>>"That was a good shot," said the blonde.
>>
>>"Not bad considering my impediment," said the golfer.
>>
>>"What's wrong with you?" said the blonde.
>>
>>"I have a prosthetic arm," said the golfer.
>>
>>"I don't believe you, show me" said the blonde, so he screwed his
>>arm off and showed her.
>>
>>The next golfer addresses the ball and swings, hitting it 250 yards
>>straight down the middle of the fairway.
>>
>>"That was a good shot," said the blonde.
>>
>>"Not bad considering my impediment," said the golfer.
>>
>>"What's wrong with you?" said the blonde.
>>
>>"I have a prosthetic leg," said the golfer.
>>
>>"I don't believe you, show me" said the blonde, so he screwed his
>>leg off and showed her.
>>
>>The fourth golfer addresses the ball and swings, hitting it 280
>>yards straight down the middle of the fairway.
>>
>>"That was a wonderful shot," said the blonde.
>>
>>"Not bad considering my impediment," said the golfer.
>>
>>"What's wrong with you?" said the blonde.
>>
>>"I have an artificial heart," said the golfer.
>>
>>"I don't believe you, show me" said the blonde.
>>
>>"I can't show you out here in the open," said the golfer. "Come
>>around here behind the Pro-Shop."
>>
>>As they had not returned within five minutes, his golfing mates
>>decided to go and see what was holding them up.
>>
>>As they turned the corner behind the Pro-Shop, sure enough, there
>>he
>>was, screwing his heart out.