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Thread: Ray went hunting
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10th January 2008, 12:10 AM #1
Ray went hunting
Ray went for a camping trip in Alaska and decided to go hunting. He wasn't out long when he came across a big Polar Bear on the ice of a big frozen lake.
The Bear was hungry and had made a large hoke in the ice and was looking down into the icy waters below trying to see if there was any fish for the taking.
Ray was eager to slay the big Polar Bear for he wanted a trophy to take back to Hinchinbrook to show his pals Barry and David. He lifted the rifle to his shoulder and took careful aim and pulled the trigger... CLICK...CLICK the gun went. Ray was alarmed, he quickly checked the magazine of the rifle and discovered he had forgot to load the rifle in his haste to go hunting. He had forgotten to load the dam rifle. He had blown his perfect opportunity.
There was this beautiful big Polar Bear so intent on trying to catch fish from the hole in the ice, it hadn't seen Ray and he had missed the chance to take home this lovely trophy.
But wait a minute, Ray had an idea, there was still a chance.. He lay down his rifle. The bear had its back to Ray still intent on fishing. Ray decided he had one chance left and decided to take the chance..He wheeled himself across the ice very very quietly, sneaking up on the creature.
Ray was sweating from fear the bear would hear him and turn around but luck was with him. The bear didn't hear him and quick as a flash, Ray put his plan into action.. One last heave on the wheel and then with all the force he could muster....
He kicked the bear in the ice hole.Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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10th January 2008, 08:55 AM #2
roflmao2:
Me things a misspelling there John
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