My brother and I were shopping in a record store in a Centro plaza.
He was trying to find music recordings related to the concert known as "Woodstock" from the 1960's.
The teen-aged clerk asked if she could be of assistance.

"Yes, I'm trying to find recordings of Woodstock," he explained.

The young lady looked very puzzled and I knew she had no clue, but I
had no idea how badly she had no clue until she spoke...

"Woodstock? You mean Snoopy's little buddy?"