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[Baz]

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In
his highly, aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next
30 years,with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in
a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going
through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the
age of 55, he'd be able to find work.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed 30 years of deposits
and interest totaling nearly $1 million.
Then, she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $3 million.
She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex,these
holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded

he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,

"If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
business!"


THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!

[DanP]

Leave the last two lines off Baz. They ruin it. I would say that was added on by a woman who couldn't help herself.

[Baz]

Hi Dan, done that.
Cheers
Barry