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Thread: Ray in the jungle
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16th March 2008, 05:39 PM #1
Ray in the jungle
Ray was in the heart of the jungle when he stumbled (which is not easy in a wheelchair) upon a tribe of wild Africans doing a kind of a war dance.
They saw
Ray and stopped their dance, running over to him threatingly.
At that moment a jumbo jet flew overhead and Ray was quick to take advantage of the situation. He spoke to the big chief in broken English to make him understand,.. I come from far away.. in Big Bird up in sky ... See , he pointed up to the big jumbo jet... If harm come to me. You all die... Big bird Kill you.. Look at Big bird.. All the wild men looked skyward and stared at for a while. The chief Looked back at Ray with menacing look on his face and said.
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"Looks like a 747 to me"Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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17th March 2008, 09:18 AM #2
Thanks goes to Bill Gates and his issuing of laptops to jungle tribes
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