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5th July 2011, 08:45 AM #1
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The Gift
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines , surly clerks and
insane regulations at the Motor Registry, I stopped at
a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.
I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.
"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.
"Cash," I snapped. Then apologizing for my rudeness , I explained ,
"I've spent the afternoon at the RTA."
"Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you
going back there?"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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6th July 2011, 08:54 AM #2
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7th July 2011, 12:10 PM #3
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If you went back with it you could
make a hit with someone.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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9th July 2011, 09:21 AM #4
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or an impression on someone
regards
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