Apoligies to Kiwi's but....

[bennylaird]

50,000 Kiwis meet in Eden Park for a "Kiwis Are Not Stupid" Convention.

Helen Clark, NZ Prime Minister, says,

"We are all here today to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not stupid. Ken I hev a volunteer."

Carlos Spencer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

Helen asks him, "What uz fufteen plus fufteen?"

After fufteen or 20 seconds Carlos says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 50,000 Kiwis start chanting,

"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHENCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHENCE!"

Helen says, "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting 50,000 of you un one place end we have

the world wide priss end global broadcast media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chence."

So she asks, "What uz sivven plus sivven?"

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!"

Helen is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened.

Carlos starts crying and the 50,000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,

"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHENCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHENCE!"

Helen, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than good, eventually says,

"Ok! Ok! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two?"

Carlos closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,"Four!"


Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Kiwis jump to their feet, wave their arms,

stamp their feet and scream...



"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHENCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHENCE!"

[Barry_White]

I'm not a Kiwi, so I am not insulted, but I think that is hilarious.

[Termite]

Why wouldn't she give him another chance?

[MurrayD99]

MurrayD is lost for words and is thinking about fush and chups... Who the Hell is Carlos Spensa?

[bitingmidge]

MurrayD is lost for words and is thinking about fush and chups... Who the Hell is Carlos Spensa?

He's probably from the North Island Murray!

Cheers,

P

[LineLefty]

You've gotta laugh when someone posts a joke insulting someone's intelligence and mis-spells "apologies".

(Spelling-nazi hunters: if you post an blonde, NZ or similar stupidity based joke, you're fair game)

[coedcae]

I am a KIWI and thought that it was just great.

However I have the added problem of having lived in OZ for ten years.
Just joking folks.
Good joke.
And I can add

Peter

[silentC]

Spelling-nazi hunters: if you post an blonde, NZ or similar stupidity based joke, you're fair game

Did you hear the one about the lefthanded woodworker who...

Nah

[bennylaird]

After teaching Kiwi's for years they give as good as they get. Good natured stirring is part of life.

You sure it's not spalt Apoligies?????

[MurrayD99]

Appullergees

[bennylaird]

Who can make fun of a country that produces such nice Sauv Blanc????
I'll be over next year teaching RNZN sailors so will have to visit Marlborough???

[channa]

Keep it up boys, he can't spell proper yet, but you'll learn 'im

[MurrayD99]

Better stay away from Auckland, mate (is that word outlawed?) or that Carlos fella might come around with the boys.... You'll be safe in The South (where all the trophies are kept).

[bennylaird]

I think I'd like the Mt Cook area, lots of wineries and a chance to go up in a sailplane and checkout that ridge lift. Saw a great documentary on two sailplanes travelling down to Milford Sound in the lift.

Will have to wait till I finish summer school for spelin dummies first.

[Tonyz]

sorry have E mussed sumthink I carnt see wots funny. Tonto .... Yea for the mainlanders. Cut the power cable I say and the island will float orf un its own smog benk .... Tonto