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    Default Butch The Rooster

    John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens, called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, whichrooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

    The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would
    run for cover.

    But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

    Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention

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    All together now ... **GROAN**

    Richard

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    Egg-cellent
    Jim Carroll
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    A cracked yolk
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    Very clucking funny
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    HaHaHaHaha
    I had to stop laughing when I realised the last statement was true.

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    6 turtles went into a cave. 10 minutes later only 3 came out, why?






























    3 were upside down.
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    Is that like the Indian Squaw who went out with five bucks and came back with ten dollars:confused:
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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