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Thread: NUMBER 2
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1st September 2001, 06:23 PM #1
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NUMBER 2
A young married couple were having trouble getting the marriage consumated,and the husband being a fireman at a one man country station,was always receiving call outs at the most inopportune times.
So the husband appoached the wife and said to her:
"I have a system that should end our troubles "
"Whats that?"said the wife.
"Well when I yell out "BELL ONE!,I want you to go upstairs;when I yell BELL TWO! I want you to take all your clothes off,when I
yell BELL THREE!;go upstairs take all your clothes off and get into bed."
So the next day,sure enough the husband yells out "BELL THREE!"
So the wife rushes upstairs,undresses,and gets into bed.
The husband rushes up gets on top of her and proceeds to do the business.After about 2 minutes the wife suddenly yells out "BELL FOUR!,BELL FOUR!"
The husband suddenly stops his performance,and says to her :"What the hell is this bloody BELL FOUR!'
"Well" replies the wife "that is the signal that the hose isn't long enough to put the fire out!"