Craporium up date

[ozwinner]

Welcome back viewers.
Latest update on Al an Mrs Al, Versus the world.

Last week I caught a shop lifter trying to steel a crappy screwdriver that I would have charged him $1 for.
He even came equiped with his shop lifting coat which had pockets sewn into the lining.
He was totaly dumbfounded that I demanded the screwdriver back from him, how the freek did I know. :eek:
'Cause I was watching him.....
I also saw him have a p*ss in the yard, on the move too. :eek:
Clever stuff.....

Today I caught another having a leak in the yard, I saw him in all his glory standing there.
Just minutes before, a young mum with a young boy was just there in the same spot. :eek:

What are these ppl thinking??:confused:
Or dont they??

Anyway I always report these things to the local cops, with piccys, rego numbers etc.
But I dont seem to get a response after I have reported it.
Should I? :confused:

Al :eek:

[Auld Bassoon]

Hi Al,

No. Just post the miscreant's pictures on a notice board right by the store entrance

Cheers!

[echnidna]

After you hang a few pics give the local newspaper a ring.

[Caliban]

or post that picture of you almost naked, then they'll think you're a queer and will not bare their genitals anywhere near your shop. I hope.
Seriously have you offered to beat some sense into them?
I'd want to be sharpening a really big knife whilst talking to them about your concerns with their behaviour.
Given the local plod's lack of response to your calls, they may be reticent to come to the aid of someone who has a complaint about you.

[Gumby]

Today I caught another having a leak in the yard, I saw him in all his glory standing there.
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maybe you could put a lemon tree out there

[Zed]

al, youre a brickie, show him what you can do with bricks,

gumbo i tred to give u a greenie but alas... too many reds!

[Grunt]

but alas... too many reds!

Which one? A good shiraz I hope.

[Sir Stinkalot]

I think a board of shame ..... post it in the window of the craporium .... let the local paper know .... turn it into a local attraction. I think the photo and a written description of the crime.

Got no idea about the legals but as long as you have prrof I would assume they have committed the crime. The blue boys don't seem interested.

[Grunt]

Where's Dan when you need him?

[DanP]

On private property, the only offence would be common law exposure and it has to be seen by two people. Do you think the DPP would present someone for a trial at a cost of tens of thousands of dollars for someone taking a leak? I don't think so.

Dan

[ozwinner]

I dont want this thread turned into a " owwh the cops did this or that" thread.
I think they ( cops ) have it hard enough.
I have a few friends in the job, so I know how hard it gets.
Maybe I worded my first post wrongly?

Al

[DanP]

Maybe I worded my first post wrongly?

Probably.

[Auld Bassoon]

I dont want this thread turned into a " owwh the cops did this or that" thread.
I think they ( cops ) have it hard enough.
I have a few friends in the job, so I know how hard it gets.
Maybe I worded my first post wrongly?

Al

Al,

Not taken that way mate, and I agree with your sentiments re. the boyz in bluez..

Just post the pics on the board - with names if possible...

Cheers!

[outback]

Yes Al, gotta proper talk, or confused little buggers we gonna be.

[vsquizz]

Hey Al, why not hunt around the craporium for a working amplifier/PA. Run a really big loud speaker out to the offending area. When you see one of these turkeys jump on the mike with something witty...(I'm sure you'll think of something ) ......

Cheers..(the mind boggles)