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  1. #1
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    Default STC(Senior Texting Code).

    Since more and more Seniors are texting, it appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
    Please pass this on to your CHILDREN, God Children, and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Fainted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CGU: Can't get up
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
    GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)



    Thanks Fenderbelly

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    Funny acronyms, but what's texting?
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Thats right WW someone who lives in the 1700's wouldn't have a clue its a wonder your using a computer

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Thats right WW someone who lives in the 1700's wouldn't have a clue its a wonder your using a computer
    The charlatans! At the shop they told me it was a new type of tome!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Thats its a wonder your using a computer
    You mean..."the heap big magic box"..?

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Haha I love it - both the post and the comments.

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