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25th March 2011, 10:22 AM #1
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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I love you!
A woman was sitting on the verandah with her husband and he said, "I love you!"
She asked "Is that you or the beer talking?"
He replied "It's me............. talking to the beer.".
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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25th March 2011, 11:57 AM #2
Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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A man after my heart for sure.
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25th March 2011, 12:36 PM #3
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I Love it
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25th March 2011, 01:06 PM #4
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...and that's how the fight started your honour.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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26th March 2011, 10:28 PM #5
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About an hour later he turned to his wife and said,
"Go into the bedroom"
"You smooth talker, you" she replied.
"I'm not kidding!" he snapped. "The footy's about to start and I don't want you underfoot."
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27th March 2011, 05:54 AM #6
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Then the ambulance hit 80 trying to get him to the local hospital!!!
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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30th March 2011, 05:49 PM #7
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....yeah...I've heard that before
Originally Posted by Darce
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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