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16th July 2009, 04:47 PM #1
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Some metaphors
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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16th July 2009, 04:52 PM #2
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How the hell do you do number 23??
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16th July 2009, 04:55 PM #3
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Easy, if you are my mate Derek.
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16th July 2009, 06:06 PM #4
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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16th July 2009, 09:30 PM #5
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What a laugh!!!!!! loved it. You can tell that they are genuine, and not another hoax.
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17th July 2009, 12:44 AM #6
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17th July 2009, 10:26 AM #7
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Originally Posted by rotten_66
I'll search the net for some instructions...then will ya do it
remember we want pics or better still a video...
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17th July 2009, 11:54 AM #8
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Hysterical, well done!
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We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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17th July 2009, 12:14 PM #9
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but wasn't it accidental? You're s'pose to sneak up on yourself. Originally Posted by The Bleeder
I'll search the net for some instructions...then will ya do it remember we want pics or better still a video...
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17th July 2009, 12:32 PM #10
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Most amusing.
A pedant might however observe that the examples cited are almost all similes and not metaphors.
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17th July 2009, 01:37 PM #11
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good one...
Love No 15, and No 8 has a certain elloquence to it!
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Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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17th July 2009, 02:23 PM #12rrich Guest
As you read them, you have to remember that You Were Not There when it happened.
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17th July 2009, 06:47 PM #13
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exactly what did Derek do? Originally Posted by
Easy, if you are my mate Derek.
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17th July 2009, 08:47 PM #14
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He bought a new stapler for the office. It never worked properly, got jammed and would try to put 2 staples in at once etc.
He was demonstrating this fact to a few of us one night and had tried stapling various things which didn't.
Any how he stuck his tounge against the door and pressed. Misfired the first but got him the second time.
It took us about 10 minutes to get him off because we were laughing so much.
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17th July 2009, 10:05 PM #15
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