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  1. #1
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    Default Ain't Love Grand

    Wife: 'What are you doing?'
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
    Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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    Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
    Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
    Wife : 'Yes or no.'
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    Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
    Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
    Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
    Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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    Stress Reliever Girl:
    'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
    Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
    Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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    Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
    Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
    Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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    A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
    'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
    The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'

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    Default

    A man chases a woman until she catches him.

    A man chasing a woman suffers the same quandary as a dog chasing a car: What happens if they win?

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    You feed them, you house them, you tell them you love them,,

    Turn your back for two minutes and they chew through the ropes
    and run off.!

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