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    Default a poker player

    Two couples were playing poker one evening.

    Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.

    When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bobs
    wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!

    Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
    the table and emerged red-faced.


    Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.

    Bob's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you like
    under there?"
    Surprised by her boldness, Jim courageously admitted that, well indeed
    he did.

    She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

    After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
    of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

    She tells him that since her husband Bob works Friday afternoons
    and Jim doesn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday
    afternoon.

    When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m.
    sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom
    and closed their transaction, as agreed.

    Jim quickly dressed and left.

    As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
    house, asked his wife abruptly.

    "Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?"

    With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
    few minutes this afternoon."

    Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
    did he give you $500?"

    In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
    mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me
    $500."

    Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
    "Good, I was hoping he did. Jim came by the office this morning and
    borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house his
    afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

    Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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