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Thread: An Engineer or Lawyer?
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28th April 2015, 07:43 PM #1
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An Engineer or Lawyer?
An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job
so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your
treatment for £500, if not treated get back £1,000."
One Lawyer thinks this is a good opportunity to earn £1,000 and goes
to his clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost taste in my mouth."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "This is Petrol!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be
£500."
The Lawyer gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later
to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "But that is Petrol!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will
be £500."
The Lawyer leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take
this £1,000."
Lawyer: "But this is £500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be £500."
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28th April 2015, 09:14 PM #2
Once I couldn't spel injaneer, now I is one.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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29th April 2015, 12:22 AM #3
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29th April 2015, 10:16 AM #4
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Did I see it here? Don't know!
How do you tell an engineer who is an extrovert?
When he's talking to you he is looking at your shoes.
CP
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1st May 2015, 09:11 PM #5
You obviously haven't met an engineer from Newcastle Uni. When the Engineering Fraternity is universally known as THE FRAT, the biggest drinking club in history, well, they're more likely to be throwing up on your shoes rather than looking at them!
Craig B.E.(Civil), Dip. Ed.
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1st May 2015, 09:29 PM #6
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Craig, I got letters after my name too.
Kryn, BSA, ARGG, F of C, OBS.
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2nd May 2015, 12:07 AM #7
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2nd May 2015, 12:22 AM #8
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I went to QUT and studied elektrickal eng. I can speel fine not sure wot you're problem is.
Oh, and CAG, injuneers always dominate the campus club, but we did one better. The elec eng social club had a yearly ball, with the engineering school and the nursing school. Imagine that. I know some families that were started at that event. I also still retain 2 of my EESEC steins from the organised pub crawl.
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