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3rd July 2010, 05:55 PM #1
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3rd July 2010, 08:58 PM #2
i like it, well i like the first 2 paragraphs anyhow
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8" & 10" Lucas Mills, bobcat, 4wd tractor, 12 ton dozer, stihl saws.
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3rd July 2010, 09:13 PM #3
Skwair2rownd
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Obviously a Telstra or Optus contraption!
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